The gang's all here! They figured out how to attach GIFs lol
being like "I sold your number to these people"
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I'm being LINED UP in front of a firing squad by my respected Republican colleagues. Can I count on your $27 support to elect the next Democrat who will vote to stop my EXECUTION?
Unrealistic.
"Can I count on your $27 support to elect the next Democrat who will vote to pass a non-binding resolution to posthumously condemn my EXECUTION?"
This reads like a scam which is targeted at boomers
have I got news for you
That's what all political donation ads sound like
Don't they already receive generous salaries? Why do we have to pay them even more money to do the jobs they were elected to do? Just fucking do it shitasses
There's something about the way these people write that just immediately pisses me off
Probably not a good quality for politicians to have
New emote?
Mods plz
Need to somehow shop the gif on the PPB balls, but the poop remains of course...
We beg you. You - NOTHING! Now Cheeto laugh! 200% match you give! Give now! You ATM! Grift hangry!
Got another one -
Now it's twice as much needed and 400% match! Gee I wish I can command my cocktail party budget...er "investments" to 2x and 4x and have other people pay for it.
It really just reads call center scam honestly, except the payout is that your representatives do their job? Wonder what they do if some confused grandma wires their entire pension to them because she thinks she really is 'the only one that can save DEMOCRACY and DONAMLD TRUMP was LAUGHING!'
also the way the capitalize 'Dark Money' makes it sound like some evil wizard is exerting malign forces from his crooked tower somewhere
$19,523
Harris spent like a billion dollars on the worst campaign in recent memory, I'm sure they could cover this with petty cash
god this shit is beyond parody. america is such a fucking joke scam country.
somehow money is being matched from somewhere at 200%... and money is required in order to pass legislation somehow.. the more money the more it gets passed.. otherwise no pass
Hey, at least its for something that it would actually be really good to accomplish.
That Karen on the gif looks like she eats salad with a comb and throws staples at staffers
I'm being LINED UP in front of a firing squad by my respected Republican colleagues. Can I count on your $27 support to elect the next Democrat who will vote to stop my EXECUTION?
Unrealistic.
"Can I count on your $27 support to elect the next Democrat who will vote to pass a non-binding resolution to posthumously condemn my EXECUTION?"