:-)

Objection!

Exhibit A:

The fact it’s a three pack is just.. chefs kiss

Woman want another child is called productive.

Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.

Where's the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn't be shunned, get your nut kicked today!

That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That's really not helping your case.
If there's a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned
- That'd be part of why they're single, I guess
- i understand how having a baby gets you a baby. i don't understand how that's a desirable outcome
I mean getting hit in the nuts makes someone a baby 😎
- More of a fetus really. At least position-wise
- Fair
You don't HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you "have to" kiss your partner. But it's called foreplay and it's pretty common?
- Maybe between you and your mom /s
- Happy cake day!
it makes the man a crying baby so that's something right?
I'd way rather get kicked in the nuts than have a baby to deal with.

The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.

Just be glad you're not a Huichol who (allegedly) tied a rope around the father's testicles for the mother to pull during childbirth to share the pain...
I believe it's a hormone thing because otherwise nobody would have a second kid. Apparently the hormones kick in and make you forget the pain while also giving you a big hit of dopamine so that you connect having a kid to being happy.
- Oxytocin is a big one, but I'm struggling to remember the others. I remember that one cuz of a psych class where the professor brought it up as an event that mothers would associate as having some of the highest levels of it. Its considered the bonding hormone, so makes sense we'd bond with our babies so drastically to keep us motivated to care for them after they ripped our lower body apart lol
Are you OK now man?

women's brains literally give them amnesia regarding the pain of childbirth, so they want another because they aren't traumatized and don't really remember the negative side because it'd be evolutionarily disadvantagous to be averse to procreating

getting kicked in the nuts has so such evolutionary pressure, so male brains don't help out when it happens lol

Yeah people get played by their biological urges and evolutionary psychology throughout the entire process. Even newborn babies are programmed to scream intermittently so that the parents are never well rested, and this is theorized to be to prevent the parents from producing another baby in quick succession who takes attention from baby #1.
- Even newborn babies are programmed to scream intermittently so that the parents are never well rested
  As someone who has taken care of three newborns, that's not a requirement. If you put the infant on a regular two/three-hour feeding/changing cycle, they don't reflexively cry unless they're in some kind of physical distress.
  The trick is to execute that schedule, which is itself extremely exhausting, especially if you're exclusively breast feeding. When you've got two or more people handling feedings (especially with formula) then the baby is chill and parents get more sleep and everyone is much happier.
  Also, ffs, this is why both Mom and Dad need maternity leave. The job is 10x harder when one parent is working solo.
So wouldn't that mean that child birth is less painful? Because pain receptors and memory are also evolutionary traits?
- no? whether the pain is remembered is irrelevant to the feelings in the moment. not remembering the worst of the pain doesn't make that pain more bearable during childbirth
- Isn't that the same with any pain? I mean I can't remember how much it hurt when I broke bones or got hit but I remember it hurt a lot. You do get something out of the birth that is worth the pain (big assumptions everyone feels that way) you do not get anything out of being kicked in the nuts or anywhere else (unless it is a kink).
Just entertaining the thought here -getting kicked in the nuts might be even more evolutionarily disadvantageous, which could help explain the absolutely ridiculous sensitivity. Then again, I'm not a biologist

That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.

The thing that having a child and jackass have in common is that both led to net positives for the people involved. Jackass guys got rich, mothers that like having kids get another kid. The only way it doesn't make sense is for people who don't understand that having kids is rewarding for some people.

There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.

They should be able to give birth no problem then.
- Find put a way to implant an uterus and ovaries in those guys, and boom, dropping birth rate solved.

Clearly this man is watching the most vanilla of porns.

They got is nut

Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder
- If you never shat on a ripped naked dude’s shoulder, you’re missing out on life
I don't know how this is relevant but I upvote anyway

Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?

Daniel: this better not awaken something in me

This person has never been to a fucking kink party then have they?

I’ve seen a video of a guy putting his nuts between 2 glass plates held together but 4 screws, 1 in each corner. The women proceeded to tighten the screws with a ratchet until the guys nuts were basically blue and he had to tap out.
Don’t ask me why I watched the whole thing.
- …But, why did you watch the whole thing?
CBT has entered the chat
Or watched jackass.
Harhar
I'm guessing the ratio might be wildly different.

Because you don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.

Speak for yourself.
- I don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts
- We don't
You gain pain, and if you are unlucky a slew of side effects.
Yep. If you had to go through excruciating pain just to nut. You’d gladly take a kick or two.

To be fair there are men who are into ball busting. They would actually legit be asking to be hit in the nuts again.

The logic is sound, but the math doesn't check out.

Funny how often childbirth is brought up to describe how much more painful something else is, usually by people who have never given births themselves.

Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

There's things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size

I do think that in a truly just world, anyone who preaches Quiverful child baring should be kicked in the nuts at least once for every child they claim they want to have.
- Fucking Quiverfull. Eugenics bad, but I really hate those fucks.
  Hell, line em up, tell them to grab ankles, and I'll take care of it with a pair of pruning shears.

I know it's supposed to be a joke but this is such a common but braindead take

I don't think I've thought about this episode in like 30 years. Yet I can hear the line like it was yesterday.
- yyyyyeeeeeEEEESSSSSS!

Kidney stones > kicked in the nuts.

I have heard kidney stones is more in the vein of child birthing.

I mean now when we all talk about things we really don't know much stuff about.

If you've never had a kidney stone — imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain. The one where your insides hurt in a way that doesn't even make sense (it does actually, but that is a separate tale) and you almost want to throw up. Or maybe you actually do. Good. Now imagine cranking the dial up on that feeling until it hits the same blinding intensity of the pain in your testicles during the moment of the injury. Now that you have the picture of the degree in your head, stretch that feeling from the minutes to maybe hours of a really nasty ball shot to the days and even weeks it can take to pass a kidney stone.
(Worst guided meditation ever)
- There are worse pains than kidney stones, it's the longevity of it that makes it hard to endure IMO.
  (Must train more, I didn't enter nirvana with your method)
- imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain
  yeah, that's not really helpful for me :/

Nutblows don't give you dat sweet sweet oxy

The comments are totally going to be reasonable with this one😅

While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

Kidney stones, those are the worst.
- I was about to say this. Had kidney stones. Would not recommend birthing a stone baby.
- one wonders why nature saw fit to give us pain receptors throughout the urethra, like was that necessary?
  surely like a centimeter in would have sufficed?
Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.
This makes me wonder if you've ever had an actual, on-target, ball shot. Because I find this incredibly hard to believe.
- Note that I never got any testicular tortion or ruptured scrotum, so...
You've never really been kicked in the nuts with any real force if you think any sort of non injury workout pain is even close.
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life. You clearly have never had an actual kick to the nuts if you think post workout soreness is worse. Like actually dude. Is this even a serious comment? It's so absurd to the point of trolling.
Infected road rash all up your right arm is so much worse too, and I imagine there's probably worse things than that once you get into spinal pain
While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them
Have you tried both?
- No, and this economy and political system, I wouldn't want to try out my mpreg fantasies...
- We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.
  Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT :(

Interesting logic though 😅

that's because they asked to get kicked in the nuts by saying shit like "getting kicked in the nuts is more painful then giving birth"