Charlie Kirk: "My whole life, I've heard people complain about traffic on the 405. Mass deportations will help solve that."
Charlie Kirk: "My whole life, I've heard people complain about traffic on the 405. Mass deportations will help solve that."
Car brain <---> Fascism.
One more lane ---> Ethnic cleansing.
Narrator: It did not help solve that.
happy cake
What a fucking asshole...
My toast was burnt this morning. Damn immigrants!!!!!!!1!
Even when it was the bears I knew it was them.
My whole life I didn't comprehend I was living in Alta California.
What a sad, stupid little man.
Way back in the day, a comic (Carlin maybe?) did a less-dumb version of this joke. Something along the lines of “I’m pro-abortion and I’m pro-death-penalty. I’m pro- whatever leads to fewer people on the 405 at rush hour.”
I remember Carlin doing a bit about being pro abortion, and pro death penalty, but it had nothing to do with cars and traffic. He just did a whole bit where they turn 4 states into prisons that have a live pay per view feed of death fights, so you can watch people die without leaving your couch. He also was in support of legalized betting on these fights.
He would have loved draft kings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDO6HV6xTmI
He was the best :) (Even better that people still misunderstand his humor)
What in the goddamn fuck
This is actually a slipping of the mask imo. The reaction to the LA demonstrations is so anti-ice/trump/military that Charlie is trawling the dregs of think-tank talking points trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator in LA.
Which is funny, because cops are both blocking roads, including highways, and raiding public transit now.
I also notice a lot less traffic on the west side during Jewish holidays. By this logic, is the suggesting rounding them up, too?
"Rounding up Jews and concentrating them in some sort of camp, eh? That's brilliant! Why hasn't anyone thought of doing that before?"
Not for a few more months, no.
Car Brain and racism are both reactionary movements
He can't wait wearing that Hugo Boss uniform. Or those white blankets.
uh? emptied houses and apartments will be reoccupied in no time, car dependent infrastructure will remain
Yeah, but this time, it'll be white people, and the housing market will be less competitive.
(and just in case anyone is stupid, yes, that is sarcasm)
Holy shit, just when you think he couldn't look like an even bigger idiot he finds a way.
Let’s start with Charlie Kirk then
Yeah im actually in favor of this?
You want people deported to the torture prison to relieve traffic? Put on the pillowcase, charlie.
You want slavery back? Okay. Be a slave. Nobody's stopping you.
You want women to be treated like meat? Well, you'd have to transition first, but...
So when all the immigrants are gone and they still hate themselves, and the country....then what?
Then it's the queers next and the commies and then the unmarried women.
I think union members and muslims go before unmarried women.
& who’s gonna clean & harvest & mow & build etc?
Dont worry about it.
I think falling from a great height is too kind a Disney fate for Charlie Kirk. Perhaps he should be permanently turned into a kitten to suffer the effervescent (grabby, drooling) adulations of small children for all of eternity.
What about a 50t weight dropping onto him?
Too quick, though a classic.
Falling into a deep canyon (or from the top of Notre-Dame) would give him a moment to think about what he's done. More so, being stuck in a lamp in the Cave of Wonders.
I am especially particular to the horror of being torn apart and eaten by hyenas (that you've just betrayed), but I've reserved that for people higher up on the Trump hierarchy.
Retard
He has to be killed.
Traffic problems? What would North Korea do?
This generation's Lord Haw Haw.
It’s so transparent
Like, it’s just a catch all dodge to avoid addressing the root causes of problems. Oh, traffics bad? No, don’t question suburban development patterns, don’t question planing policy, don’t question whether it’s realistic or practical for everyone to own and operate personal cars. That could undermine the profitability of various special interests. Instead, blame it on these vulnerable populations who we can visibly brutalize for you.
Edit: to be clear, this is just one facet of the scape goating of immigrants and other vulnerable groups to avoid having to have difficult fights with powerful special interests.
Fully scapegoating.
You beat your wife? Its the immigrants who took your job to make you do that.
40% of police officers liked this
Copying from their idols the nazis
Charlie Kirk pretty much always argues in bad faith.
I have no idea why anyone with two brain cells to rub together even listens to him.
Saw a video of him the other day claiming white privilege doesn't exist because black people are able to do anything a white person can.
Don’t question corporations forcing people to come into an office to work on a computer all day.
Blame on those with more melanin levels in their skin