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fossilesque @mander.xyz

1mo ago

Caption this.

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Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is stimulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.
- Somebody please make this porn
  
  Please...no
- Call Werner Herzog
Worse eye wash station ever
"Hmm, yes, your pee is indeed stored in your balls."
Also, why does the tip of the penis look like the mouth of a Graboid from Tremors?
- Uncircumcised
The team building games are getting too intense for me.
Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.
Cockeyed
"Dr. I.C. Weiner"
- Oh, crud!
Hey, my eyes are up here.
Cystoscopy
- TIL. Seems to be a rigid scope, so:
  Rigid cystoscope: These cystoscopes don’t bend. Your provider may pass instruments through the tube to perform biopsies or remove tumors. This cystoscope is usually only used with sedation or general anesthesia.
  Doesn't explain the other hand though.
  
  No, it doesn't. The surgeons I work with don't do prostate manipulation when they insert the scopes, but my guess is that it's a way to straighten out the urethra to assist with scope insertion in awake or lightly sedated patients (with local anaesthesia).
  Update: I ran into an actual urologist in the change room and showed him the diagram. He said the only time he would apply pressure like that is to improve the position of the prostate during a prostate resection, but not just to do a cystoscopy. I asked if this was more common during direct vision cystoscopy (using your eye to see down the scope rather than a camera unit as we do now), and he said he didn't think so but wasn't sure. This guy is not that far off retirement, so he's been around long enough to remember a lot of advances in technique and technology. I think this diagram belongs in a museum.
- True
- Bro I love Cryptopsy, their album None So Vile slays!
  
  Phobophile rules.
Pain.
- Yes.
First date ideas
When you stare into a piss, it stares back into you
Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”
Where’s Wally: The Movie
I C U P
- R U N ?
Tickle ding dong pickle
Seeing a sound
"Miss Frizzle said she'd be in there SOMEwhere..."
Hard to change the channel on this tv
"OUCH"
No homo
While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.
The Jizz-o-scope in use
"Ouch."
For the last time Bob, this is not how you use a bow and arrow.
EXSPERMINATE!
"Can you read the numbers in the first line?"
Now cough.
- Shrunk faster than a gecko tongue
"Your dick sounds pretty good to me."
Yup, that's 6" alright. Well, I check it again in a year. If I can't see you pee, then it's more than 6".
the sound and the fury
I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sounding and vision.
Segs
Sounds about right
So that's were that weird smell is coming from.
- From experience I can say that it feels weird with a normal one too.
This is why I got my ribs removed
Sniper MD
He is staring down Shai-Hulud
What I had done last year.
That's great doc, but what's this got to do with my root canal?
The GOP special. “No homo”
Why should you stop the hot chick at crystals and astrology? This is where you end up and you may not like it when she takes you there.
The Sound of Eye lens.
Peeki Peeki in the Pee Pee
Looks like a fun Friday night
Boop!
Ok, that's a weird boner

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