Filter? What Filter?
Filter? What Filter?
91 comments
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Are you interested in a career in HR? Because I have a large staff which needs to be managed
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All y'all are some vanilla prudes, missing out on the lacrimal ducts.
11 hole action or GTFO.
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Where are the other two?
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4 lacrimal ducts converge into 2 nasolacrimal ducts.
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Build of you to assume I have human anatomy.
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How many positions are available?
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Im pretty sure the human body has more than three holes
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Yeah but this is why we don't ask freaky-ass topologists to define humans.
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"openings"
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It said so in the Help Wanted ad you placed.
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That is an unusually low number, but I'm certain we can work something out.
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"Wow, three whole openings!"
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I never really found out what the third was for.
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Sex. They're all for sex.
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You need to be careful with that one. She might get pregnant
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Eating and breathing
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The human body has 7 holes
50 cent had 12 briefly.
Pretty sure 7+9 is 16.
Fewer when part of a human centipede.
I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn't reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.
When do I get to shit in anybody's mouth‽
Everyone's?
Probably not everyone's, but I'd be willing to bet that the total number of exceptions to the rule either greater or fewer than pretty nearly cancel each other out, on average.
a vagina alone has 6, so this is hardly accurate.
I'm really curious how you got that number? I guess eye sockets aren't counted, as topologically with how many of the tubes connect, it's probably something weird.
Mouth/anus is just one hole since humans are doughnut shaped.
4 lacrimal ducts, 2 nostrils, 1 mouth and 1 anus = 8 interconnected holes. Subtract 1 (because a proper donut hole needs both an entrance and an exit) and you get 7.
I guess it could be argued that women have an extra hole, as there is a passage through each fallopian tube into the pelvic cavity.