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i cant stand the "he's not a REAL billionaire" discourse. i wish these people would stfu and wisen tf up

something i see often (not on hexbear mashallah) is people accusing trump of being a “fake billionaire”, then creating this mythical “good billionaire” in their head. these people say all these rich pieces of shit we see flaunting their wealth are actually “fake rich people” and that “REAL rich people” are humble, don’t buy overly luxurious brands, etc etc. and im not even sorry saying this but how fucking stupid do you have to be to believe that? yeah its actually fake rich people buying all the mansions and yachts and gucci and they’re the ones going to epstein island. real rich people live in modest houses and wear brandless clothes from a cheap department store.

people are so brainwashed to worship wealth that they cant put two and two together in their head that the majority of rich people are subhuman freaks who do nothing but exploit and enact violence against the rest of us so they make up these fake “good billionaires” that dont exist and act like those made up people are gonna save us from the orange man and from elon, who these same people were saying was one of the “good billionaires” less than 5 years ago

sorry to rant. but fuck these people.

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  • wear brandless clothes from a cheap department store

    that "style" of bourgeoisie actually wear normal looking clothes that are very expensive from some bougie fashion brand
    like a boring grey sweater that costs two months rent

  • Imagine David Koch, a billionaire, sitting down with his Economist and seeing an article about how "Clinton Named In SA Allegation". David is shocked and declares that "No billionaire would do such a thing". The next day he sits down to read his Economist again; and, this time, finds an article about Jeffrey Epstein, a billionaire, whose brutal actions make Clinton seem almost gentlemanly. This fact shows that David was wrong in his opinion, but is he going to admit this? Not likely. This time he says: "No true billionaire would do such a thing".

  • sound of a billionaire toiling alone in a lab that he made with his bare hands working on his next genius invention for 16 hours straight as his lazy employees are calmly sleeping after playing video games he personally made Eureka! I have just cured another problem that has been a plague to mankind since the dawn of mankind and it will make a lot of money that will go to my charity that is already saving billions of lives. I am so tired and wish for a vacation of 2 hours after 10 years in my yatch that I designed myself but alas I can't as the people are dependent on me to solve all their problems. Woe is me! It is so lonely at the top! I wish the people understood how I felt on the inside but it is my duty as a charismatic, hard working, hyper empathetic super genius with a heart full of love for all the creatures of this world to fix their problems and inspire them all by being the best rolemode I can be. I must be selfless and truly deserving of all the money my loving supporters give me by using it for their good. This is my purpose!

  • Tbh, why should I care about this rhetoric? It's as laughable as Trump saying that Schumer is Falastini

    The only thing they gain from saying this word vomit is the self-vindication that the system is good and that Trump is an exception to it.

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