The pasta menace
The pasta menace
(this was from a couple of years ago, and they did find the guy: https://6abc.com/old-bridge-new-jersey-pasta-dump-spaghetti-mystery-nj-charges/13302928/ )
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They murdered my family and dumped their bodies in a ditch...
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It's just a tradition, they do this when one of their greats passes away (James Gandolfini/Tony Soprano).
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Is that a reverse food heist?
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🤌🦫
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It’s a nest. This is where Italians are born.
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👋🤏🤚✋️🫶
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Some guy REALLY didn’t know how much spaghetti to make for four people.
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I swear officer, it looked like an appropriate amount before I started boiling it.
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They misread and made four people of spaghetti.
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How do we know it isn't a naturally growing pile of pasta?
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Unless it's invasive it's pretty unlikely, pasta grows on trees in Switzerland
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You beat me to it!
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Because it wasn't cooked. Natural pasta is always in a cooked state, because it hasn't been dried out yet in drying ovens.
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“It’s a-me.”, the man confessed.
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Pasta 19:1: The heavens declare the glory of spaghetti; the skies proclaim the work of His noodly appendages.
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Oh Great Glob
Send forth your wriggly, jiggly, noodly appendages for your touch does inspire much Globliness
For Cleaniness is closer to Globliness
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Our Father, who art in saucepans,
hallowed be thy name;
thy spaghetti come;
thy will be done;
on earth as it is in New Jersey.
Give us this day our garlic bread.
And forgive us our passatas,
as we forgive those who masala against us.
And lead us not into rice tasting;
but deliver us from weevils.
For thine is the pasta,
the meatballs, and the gravy
for ever and ever.
Ramen.
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Authorities say they were able to dispose of all of the pasta in under an hour.
But at what cost? Specifically, how much marinara and parmesan?
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Nobody dumped it. It's just growing naturally there. You didn't know spaghetti just grows out of the ground and needs to be harvested?
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That's incorrect; it grows on trees:
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Knees were heavy. Mom's spaghetti.
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If only someone had an abundance of strainers!
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Disaster al dente off the coast of San Clemente
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Travelling with more than one can be a big. .... pain.
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This is just the extra when I tried measuring pasta for one
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Man, theological knowledge among the general population has really taken a dive. People don't even recognize manifestations of the FSM anymore.
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Perhaps it was a sacrifice?
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Pinworms. It's all pinworms.
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found the restaurant
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Take the ) away from the end of the link.
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Fixed?
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it wasn't even cooked
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Then was it fresh? That spaghet is noodly.
I guess it also might have rained enough to relax the strands.
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It was boxes in a woman's house that he kid threw out when she died.
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Made a big al dente in the ground!
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The nice Italian man just wanted to feed the animals.
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It's house, who else
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They went and "cleaned" it up? It's biodegradable, they probably put it in a landfill where it's doesn't benefit anything. They could have just left it and it would have been gone in a few weeks.
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Being biodegradable doesn't mean that it belongs in that environment. This could have messed with the native plants and animals in a bad way. The landfill isn't a great option but it is possible that it was industrially composted.
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