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absolute lifestyle
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One thing on this list will kill you a lot faster than the other things.
That's right, sliding down a hillside on a slip-and-slide covered with crisco is by far the surest way to harm yourself, especially if you haven't done meth beforehand.
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I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka "dentists". Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that???? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack
Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies
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Crisco?
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Lol, you mean you don't sip Cris? Nerd.
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Crizurp
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This explains a lot about the world we live in today
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Yeah fureal. Even Jay-Z does it
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It's for penis butt.
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THANKS!
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Seems to be crisco branded oil, and not crisco vegetable shortening. Presumably for deep frying.
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I really want to know what's special about the Crisco
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You never shot up some cris?
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I have a McDonalds a Shop where I can buy cigarettes and redbull in a radius of 500 meters from my home. I can’t stop because its yo easy not to
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I gotta introduce you to the American rest stop. That's a gas station and fast food places combined into one building. And they're built all along our interstate system!
You go in, order your food, and get your red bull and cigs while you wait and you don't even have to go outside!
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Yeah, of course! The DMT pipe! The pipe you smoke DMT in to go to The Halls of Time
EDOT: I should clarify that this is the good ending and this meme is definitely not depicting the good ending
EDIT II ELECTRIC: Edot :(
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