Cardi B Blames Trump for Ruining Her $3000 Shoes at Super Bowl — Demands Return of Deported Uncle as Payback
Cardi B Blames Trump for Ruining Her $3000 Shoes at Super Bowl — Demands Return of Deported Uncle as Payback
If your shoes cost $3000 and walking ruins them, maybe that's on you.
There's a certain type of wealthy-person stuff that proves its value by being incredibly impractical or fragile. "Not only did I spend way too much for this, I already know that it'll probably fall apart soon, and I'll have to buy another." Being able to bring up again how expensive it was and how pissed off you are that it fell apart is just another good opportunity to let everyone in the vicinity know that you buy absurd rich-girl stuff. That's actually better than still having the stupid spiky shoes.
They make swimsuits that are dry clean only, so shoes you can't actually walk in doesn't surprise me.
Shit like that being dry clean only is just a designer being lazy. If you ruin it washing it that’s on you type of bs. If you take it to a dry cleaner they will wash it in a washing machine.
I don’t think a really good designer brand is doing that.
Lol, a swimsuit you can't wear when swimming. What's next, a decorative toilet you can't shit in?
Fuck rich people.
Cardi B was terrible when she was poor too. Used to legit fuck dudes and then rob them.
I like that part though.
Those quotes make her sound really stupid. Is she? I'm not familiar at all
She does sound like she's currently on page 2 of her copy of "How to learn goodder English real quicker".
Yes she is
She’s dumb as fuck.
Ex-stripper, so yes.
How do you whore yourself out for a living? Let us know so we can objectivify your dumbass.
Okay fuck you
What kind of shoddy shoes get ruined if you walk around a stadium with them?
Really expensive ones I guess
oh nooo you had to walk in your shoes
Knowing Cardi B's history and politics, this sounds like some humorous shit-talking. "Thanks, Obama." vibes.
See Uncle, I tried, but Trump ain't budging, so uh you'd better just stay deported.
“Look how fucked up my shoes [are]. This shoe cost me three bands. All because of Trump. Now I like him lesser!” she said. “Now I like him lesser because you didn’t have to go to no Super Bowl. Fucking up my shoe. Now I don’t really like him.”
Everybody has a line...
Dumb shoe thing or no, the real issue here is that she thinks $3K is enough to get someone "undeported".
Not a chance.
Holy shit this woman can't even eat with her mouth closed.
The heroes we deserve?
Cardi B can eat shit. If your shoes get ruined by walking they aren’t shoes.
From the headline I thought he stepped on them or something, but no:
THAT was your breaking point?!
You missed the punchline, one instant later.
Way to bury the fucking lede. When did this happen? Why the fuck did neither Mediaite nor Cardi B think that part was important, except to clarify one aspect of how she thought shoe justice could be achieved?
Imagine being her uncle...
I needed a good laugh, and this delivered. Thank you, and thank you OP.
Im amazed Trump is the only president to ever attend the super bowl though.
Probably because of the logistical nightmare for both the Superbowl organizers and the secret service, just doesn't seem remotely worth the sheer cost and risk involved
The President at the Super Bowl worked out so well in The Sum of All Fears
Wow. “I bought shoes that you’re not meant to walk in, and now they’re damaged because I needed to walk.”
Not on this planet at all.
The headline had me thinking it was some convoluted critique of his decisions, but no, she's actually just pissy about her shoes and her uncle is nothing more than an aside.
She said she likes him "lesser" now so I'm pretty sure she didn't care for the dude before this. This was just even more bullshit from the orange bastard.
He got the "lesser?" Trump is def not a top-notch ho, confirmed.
Honestly this seems too absurd even for the onion!? What the fuck lol