Memes @lemmy.ml BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 9 mo. ago

Would that be a.....snail trail?

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That's a green flag
- “Hold on, I need a squirt from my lube snail”
- Yeah, don't even need a strap on for pegging ;)
  
  I don't
  
  But other people probably do
If she has a lube dispenser by her bed of any kind you’re in for a pretty fun time I would think
- Oh, did you want to come over to my house?
That's how you turn a date into a relationship.
Biggest green flag ever!
- Yeah. Instant keeper.
"Oh, that? That's just my buddy, Escargot Robbie. What do you mean that's weird?"
- Escargot Robbie
  
  Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!
Honestly I would play with that all night and the girl can F off
That's a sign that she's clearly a slug.
- A slugger in the sheets maybe LUL
  
  As a Dead by Daylight player I don't like sluggers(its when you down someone, but instead of hooking him you hunt the next one risking the one you already downed to get up again, but if successful you have 2 or more downed survivors).
Oh no
- I just are a grape
So she uses a plastic snoil instead of a real one?? Meh, orange flag.

Or maybe French flag if she kept eating the real ones.
Green flag?
I would fuck her twice 😍
Decoy snail
take me to snurch (snail church)
It's like snail snot lol
Waifu material right there
- Would you show her your katana?
  
  A fruit knife at most. But of excellent quality.
Who tf needs additional lubrication anyway?
- Buttholes don't come pre lubed.
  
  Leaving aside that plenty of women just have trouble with self lubrication in general.
- People with big dongs. People with tight vaginas.

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