Hey I thought I told you...

Use the acronym: BOSS

Wait, you mean all those video games I played in the 80s and 90s were accurate?

We were promised jetpacks.

WHERE'S MY JETPACK?

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

Thank you for transcribing the lyrics, because I couldn't understand them in the first 30 seconds and I wasn't willing to continue listening after that.

The message is good, the instrumentalists are proficient, but the vocals are painful. It was less "Rage Against The Machine" and more "Tantrum Against The Melody".

I (squanch/marklar/aladeen) this meme format. 👍

I miss the "bone apple tea" subreddit. That and "boot too big" were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Gluids.

Alchemenders.

Epoxy warlocksy.

Come on, "Pumpkin Spice" was right there.

Thank you for clarifying, because I was confused as well.

Maximum Derek.

I have a narrow ear canal.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Don't give Tesla any ideas.

Dicks out for Harambe

Tits out for Koko?

That's not 100% accurate. Some of them aren't rich, several of them aren't old, and a few of them aren't white.

One step at a time

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

I've never heard that joke before, but that's brilliant.

I'm in my mid 30s, and I've been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.