Ball mill them first, for best results

You keep talking but never do anything.

So what you're saying is I'm all chatter, no splatter?
- If only someone would always post the location of billionares and their planes and yachts

It's not just natural and compostable - it's incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people's lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?
- Better than eating plastic
- plastic is unhealthy to eat
- The meat might be tender, but if they're US billionaires they'll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol
- Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!
- Eat the rich -> you be one the next richest -> get eaten
And it grows saplings instantly
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- Yeah, but it eventually becomes bioavailable
You're sending really mixed signals.
- I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.
Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!
All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.

Can I exchange them for carbon credits? A single one is probably better than quute a huge forrest!

Asking for a friend!

this is great. but shouldn't we also fix the system that allows billionaires to exist?

then how are se going continue to get etically harvested human bones?
You think the billionaires will stand by and let you do that?

One thing I've always wondered is why people keep parroting "eat the rich" and say they actually mean it when you ask, but not a single story about someone actually doing it comes up. When is someone going to actually follow through?

I don't know if you want a serious answer but here you go: it has to be something done in massive numbers to shift the power balance towards the people and away from the billionaires, else it's just an individual killing a poor father of three or whatever sob story they'd like to tell that happened to be a CEO
They taste like fossil fuels, I don't recommend it tbh
They taste horrible is the issue
Tell me you would seriously eat that!
- Yeah, it's like eating ass, you don't really do it.
  
  Unless you're a dirty, dirty boy.
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When tax reform is passed to remove caps and tax stock buybacks aggressively.

So never