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I'm not against this, but I feel like the pizza needs to be on the bottom. You're just gonna get cheese all over your hands.

At the least I would flip it right before eating it, having it on top is good for presentation purposes.
- wait a minute.. if you just slapped an upside down pizza on top of another pizza, would that become a burger? oh its a panuozzo.
On the inside.
Edit: Pizza toppings should be oriented so that they are inside the sandwich.
I want cheese on my hands
- Damn, you said it first!
And burn your fingers
- If it burns your fingers, how does it not burn your mouth?

The pizza needs to be flipped.

Meanwhile I'm quite interested in trying it despite being completely sober... I can quit being a fat-ass anytime I want!

Pizzas definitely need to be facing inward on the sandwich, not outward. It's the bun here, act like it.

I'm honestly high right now but I can guarantee I'd still want to try that sober

I'm American so to me this looks good.

I am a european and high but also fairly sure I would eat that thing sober as well!
- That's reassuring. I thought anyone outside of the US would think this is a disgusting calorie bomb. I mean it is but fuck it, I'll have it.
Honestly, I want it to look good, but at the end of the day, I just want the pizza on top. Maybe the bacon on the side. The rest looks bland af.

10/10 would eat

That actually looks good, and I'm European

You just gained U.S. citizenship, you can expect your papers, gun, tax bill, and goverment-mandated eagle in the mail shortly
- Where are mine?

Man…that looks amazing.

One of the biggest reasons I quit cannabis completely was all the snacking. Great in the moment. Long term not so much.

They must call it "pot" because it gives you a "pot belly."
- Then I have been doing something wrong for over a decade.

No egg?!!

Heart disease is the most common killer, isn't it?

USA USA USA
I‘d say the most dangerous things in this food are the additives.
And the mouthtop burning cheese on the pizza.
- Being scared of general additives isn't really productive

And it is so well put together.

this stoner clearly munchies with great justice!

Legit, I want one so bad right now. [7]

Danger is my middle name 🤤

Pizzurgerfracon

I don't want this, I need this.

Anyone else see dead flies on the top of the pizza or am I having a psychotic episode?

YOU JUST HAVE TO WAKE UP
PLEASE
JUST WAKE UP
- Shouting. Why?
I can kinda see what you mean, but I think it's just bits of burnt meat or whatever manner of green herb they put on it.
- Its the marijuana!

Oh my god! It's worse than I thought.

all the calories, none of the taste

The bottom bun should be a liege waffle. Like a McGiddle but with an international flair.

And wrap it in one of those transparent thin rice paper like things, will help avoid getting cheese on fingers but keep the look
Edit: and maybe also replace the fries and bottom bun with a potato based waffle

They serve something like that at Taco Town

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Who is selling this? I want one.

I'll make one for you if I can watch you eat it. No breaking eye contact.
- Sure as long as you just sit there and bask in the glory. Let's meet in Seattle.