6mo ago

Oscar worthy script

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This is satire, right? Right?
- Yep. Ken Chang is a comedian and does LinkedIn satire.
  
  i kinda feel like obvious satire shouldn't be allowed here, defeats the point of the community..
- It is actually satire.
  
  Warm, thick satire
- Gee, I wonder
"I want to connect with you, emotionally"
- :)
Fake and gay. Why is the text not in green?
- Missing the >s, duh
is this sub just people unironically taking obvious jokes seriously?
- This sub? Try the whole website.
- I mean the comments here seem to indicate most people see the humor. One of the top comments says it should have been a greentext.
  
  i guess... but i thought the idea was to bring actual lunatics for us to laugh at, yet we keep getting satire posts
"warm thick bodies" - feels shudder down the back of neck.
- That’s called arousal.
  
  I know what an erection feels like, Michael
"As we embraced, I moved my hand from his firm buttocks up along his back, eager to feel more of that fit body.
I touch a surgery scar and he winces, both in pain, and memory of his true motivation for being here this ~~night~~ morning.
I would not live to see my shareholders meeting."
Luigi's victim was shot early in the morning, not at night.
- it is night time until the sun comes up. that’s the rules.
  
  Until the cum comes up 😉
- Alleged victim.
  
  Couldn't be Luigi, we were hanging out getting blazed in Canada. After a raucous good time I put him on the bus to Pennsylvania with a backpack full of funny prank stuff.
Love is antidote to hate, but that doesn't mean we should love people who abuse us.
Best I can do is try and remember what it's like to have the mindset of wanting everything for myself, and seeing others as competitors / resources to get what I want. That's the consciousness these people have, and it's something most of us recognize.
- Yes the whole thing smacks of battered wife syndrome where the victim in the relationship is driven to violence as the only answer as they cannot escape so they take matters into their own hand because after many cycles of abuse getting worse and worse and no one in law enforcement providing any actual real help, she goes and shoots the abusive husband. And that dialog is the type of cyclic romance honeymoon phase of what an abuser does to their victim.
  
  I think your battered wife example is much worse than having as asshole ceo at work. Most people can change jobs, but there are people who can't leave relationships because of fear of death or losing their children.

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