Explain this, humankind

I feel I've seen this exact joke in an SMBC or something several years ago

Jesus ain't coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.

we enshrined his torture and put it literally everywhere. you think that might have anything to do with it?

TBF, his (hypothetical) dad planned the whole thing.

A press conference with aliens? I don't think so. They'll be killed and get a very detailed autopsy as soon as they put their feet on the ground

There's a sci-fi book series called Hyperion where one of the main fucuses of the far-future theocratic government is to search for signs and symbolism of Jesus on other planets. Since if you find an alien species worshipping Jesus or using cross symbolism, you've all but proven that God exists.

Yeah, but wait until you hear what these green guys did to Santa.

We killed God. And we'd do it again if given the chance.

It’s so interesting to see reactions of horror triggered by a mention of kindness suddenly putting one’s own actions into perspective.

More like "what didn't we do?"

Am I right?

Explanation: humans suck

It's the fedi here, why only link their bluesky when they have a Mastodon and a website?

If Jesus were to show up on an alien planet would He be incarnate as an alien

If y'all think Jesus is so good you should meet his hermanito lupe.

I can't read these comics without being reminded of a character in Community reading "Warren Piece"

Lol

Maybe we need to give an offering of Viagra if we want Jesus to come again.