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Jesus ain't coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
87 2 ReplyJesus is a vampire?
15 0 ReplyI think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.
24 0 ReplyYou think that's weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.
16 0 ReplyI wouldn't come back either
10 0 ReplyI mean, He told us to
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Zombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn't allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.
5 0 ReplyInverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.
5 0 ReplyTo Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.
2 0 ReplyIf I die, don’t let those bastards eat me!
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