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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

4mo ago

And black gloves of course

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Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

4mo ago

Don't forget the digital rain background!

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Three hole, so I can still stuff my face with Doritos while I'm hacking.
- ...using chopsticks of course, so you don't get your mechanical keyboard dirty.
  
  But turning the keyboard upside down is how you find the snacks you stored for later!
- I was gonna say, how tf am I supposed to eat all these cool ranch chips if I’m wearing mask 1?

i prefer a full gimp mask
- An Army of Gimp Hackers for a Cyber Goth Mistress?
  Why do I feel like this already exists as some obscure web comic?
  
  I've met a couple hackers and their polycules, this probably already exists irl
- Nice, zipper for the doritos

Don't forget the FINGERLESS gloves. Fingerprints are OK as along as it's fashionable
- The trick is to put other put other someone else's skin on your fingers before

I prefer having no holes so that I can run ipconfig and ping.

Left side is a skier. Right side does a criminal. I don't make the rules.
- Counterterrorist, Terrorist
  
  Ninja, IRA.

Only way I'm comfortable is when I am in dark room and have am projecting my code directly into my face while coding.

Old-school: hoodie and mirrorshades.
And let's not forget the hands....

One hole more tacticool

Both at the same time. Can't be too safe

You guys don't wear a gas mask? Am I the only one who uses nerve gas on the building to make sure I'm not interrupted?

Left because it filters out the other hacker's viruses.

Depends if it’s winter and/or I plan on sucking dick while hacking

three hole but the picture only has one of them in the right location.

The only correct answer is three-hole because GENTLEMEN

The one where you can’t see my eyebrows

- I was thinking, I'm definitely going to be smoking so that one.
  I'm an idiot. I'll just cut a smoke hole with one of the knives.
- you can hit your vape through the other one.

3 hole so I can smoke at the same time

Shit, thought you were supposed to be completely naked so there's no evidence to leave behind!
- The FBI will find all the cum.

Neither - for hacking I hire a genius Asian geek girl with piercings and a green sideways ponytail.

Depends on if you plan to encounter any CEOs when you go for a walk outside.

Left side: burguler Right side: terrorist

The one on the left gives me a clearer view of the depth of my cleaver…

One hole, because of Danger Diabolik

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