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Lydia_K @startrek.website

2y ago

Instructions unclear, posted the Captain.

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This is the most sci-fi thing ever

OMG it's R2D2! I loved him in Star Trek
- Star Track*

Okay, what's "Oh Smeg" from? I don't know and it drives me mad
- It's from Red Dwarf, a British scifi comedy from the late 80s-90s. It's their take on fake future swears.
  
  I figured out what's missing. He needs a shiny H on his forehead.
  
  It's short for smegma, i.e. dick cheese.
  
  No, my friend, smegma is and has been a word and it has a meaning.
  They chose it as an obscure and disgusting word to use as an insult.
  Smegma is the thick, white, cheesy substance that collects under the foreskin of the penis.
  So if you're uncircumsized, and have ever not washed your dick in a few days, you're intimately familiar with what smegma is.
  It is categorically not a made-up "future swear."
- Red Dwarf
- Red dwarf, amazing show
- Since nobody else bothered to answer: it's from Red Dwarf
  
  Actually several people already bothered to answer, their answers just haven't federated to your instance yet. One answer that just says "Red Dwarf" is already at 8 upvotes on my instance of Lemmy.
- Red Dwarf.
- It’s the sound your make when your retro fridge breaks down because you looked at it the wrong way. Common occurrence sadly.

Oh Captain My Captain
- He's just trying to get to the wormhole back to vulcan
  
  He's just trying to get to the Wormhole X-treme™ back to Arrakis
  ftfy
  
  Finally! someone who gets it!

Browncoats!

This is the one where Smeagol steals the Ring of Fire from the Circus and kills his cousin Dobby by drowning him in the river Styx. Luckily Homer is there to write an Odyssey. Captain Kirk, ringleader of the Circus, fights it out with Finnegan to see who's the best, "'Ey, Jimmy Boy. Where's my Frosted Lucky Charms?" "OMG Spock, that rock monster looks like a pile of Chef-boy-ar-dee. Let's chow down on these spherules while I use my phaser to light this bong."
- it was touch and go there for a minute but this here is a rock solid argument for copyright law.
- No one's ever heard of that.
- And flies away in his ship ... the UNSC Centurion Falcon

- This broke my brain a little. Thank you for that.
  I might need this on a t-shirt...

Meh... Planet of the Alien was better.

He's Arnold, Arnold , Arnold Picard
- He's the captain, prim and conscience rock hard
  
  He plays the flute but he's never off guard

I see Stargate. I upvote.

And what, three shots disintegrates?

Stick this up as a poster in a sci-fi convention and watch the ensuing brawl.

Daniel Radcliffe should have been James McAvoy for the professor X crossover.

Is that a Zardoz reference?

Why was this place considered viable. It's news, furry porn, fuckcars, and whatever these middling star trek memes are. I'm blocking every other community it feels like.

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