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9mo ago

"Listeria Imma let you finish..." news

E. coli outbreak linked to McDonald’s quarter pounders has killed one person and hospitalized 10, with 49 cases identified so far.

E. coli Outbreak Linked to McDonald’s Quarter Pounders

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- god mcbless them
  Trumpet fanfare followed by a 100 gun salute
I'm so ready for the conspiracy theory about how the Dems did this to attempt to merc Trump.
- My thoughts exactly
I'd like to see McDonald's wriggle itself out of this one
- they'll hire country music artists and late night talk show hosts to mock the victims like they did with the coffee case
- They’re bringing back the real dollar menu
  
  Wow now I can get E. Coli for just $1!
Killed by eating a McDonald's burger is way more embarrassing on your obituary than autoerotic asphyxiation.
- I don't know about that.
McDonald's Quarter Pounder hamburgers are making people sick, with most illnesses in Colorado and Nebraska.
Of course libs are gleefully making Trump jokes.
Goddamnit. I ate one of those like a week ago
- You're probably fine? I'm no doctor but I think you'd be sick by now. I thought about getting a borgor the other day myself, I won't now.
  
  what's wild is listeria can take up to a month to do it's thing. it slowly grows, i guess colonizes, your gut until it basically just punches tiny microscopic holes in it
  
  I think I'm good. I never get onions on mine
- I'm old. I have a license to tell dad jokes.
This is why I only eat the little cheeseburgers.
Killed by mcdonands borger, damn...
If i died from a Mcdonalds quarter pounder i would be so embarrassed. Id be talking to the other ghosts like haha howd i die??? hit by a car!! i know crazy right?? What did you say? No that rumor isnt true idk who started that. How would that even happen?
"Welcome to the Jungle! We got scum and germs!"
- Welcome to the jungle - we take it day by day
  If you want it - you're gonna vomit but it's the price you pay
  And you're a very hungry guy - who's very easy pleased
  You can taste the Micky Ds - but you won't get there for free
Trump didn't wash his hands.
They let Trump be a fry cook for one day...
It is not yet known which specific food ingredient is contaminated.
Now the question is, is the bacteria in the beef, vegetables or the cheese? I don't eat much fast food, which ingredients are unique to the quarter pounder when compared to other McDonald's burgers?
- It's always always always romaine lettuce. I don't know if there's any in any part of a McDonald's burger but I know romaine is at fault somehow
- which ingredients are unique
  I'm going to sound like I'm joking - but I'm not. You could check Reddit. I bet there are at least 3 (far more?) threads where redditors are doing food inspector cosplay sleuthing. They love that shit and the site has a gigantic number of users. My wild hunch and wild assumption is that certain patties are only for Quarter Pounders. If my assumption is all wrong - I'm all wrong too.
- They're claiming onions.
Are trump voters even more likely to eat McDonald's? Given the median voter income, I imagine it would be non-voters
This is a DEM conspiracy.
BDS actually stands for Bypassing Digestive Syndromes.
How long before a republican eats one of these disease ridden cholesterol bombs on stage to signal their commitment to freedom (to die from preventable diseases)

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