I asked to see BOB hoping to see the guy in the advert but instead it was some early 30s guy who looks like he masturbates too hard. I want to buy a bed / futon because I stood on mine and it broke so it’s like I’m slowly being swallowed by the hole when I sleep and it’s extremely uncomfortable. I asked “best bed couches please” and the guy showed me there “best” but they were two thousand dollars minimum, I asked “oh so the discount is applied during the purchase” and discount Bob was like “no you pay this price AND taxes” wtf.. I asked if they had any cheaper and they said “go to reymour and Flanagan across the street or order online”

Your fear of capture and imprisonment is an implant from millions of years ago. This battle is with you from before you know, this is not you, it’s not you, you are asleep. Your spirit was free moving from body to the next body, free, free for a moment then it was captured by an invader force bent on turning you to the darkest way. You’ve been implanted with a push pull mechanism that keeps you fearful of authority and destructive. We’re in the middle of a battle that is a trillion years in the making and it’s bigger than the both of us.

DARK SOULS director Hidetaka Miyazaki has stated in an interview with Japanese game press that the third and final (?) iteration in the Dark Souls series should have “never been made” due to Bandai Namco publishing company having pressured him into producing it. “I never wanted to make a third game, I like new projects… revisiting the series was very hard for me and everyday was difficult to say the least.” Miyazaki’s latest creation broke records when it was released in February of 2021. The game titled Elden Ring was cowritten with *Winds of Winter author George R.R. Martin, some claim it is his magnum opus but he says it was just another project with more ambitious projects on the way. “The fanbase is bad (meaning cringe), especially in the west. I don’t like the games association with its fans. Some fans are good but others are bad.” A bold quote from the director who is lashing out at some of the fanbase for Dark Souls, which has gained major popularity within the western hemisphere along with FROMSOFTWARE’S catalogue as a whole.

Too much cap on this website

Does that make any sense

As the election looms over the face of America, current president Biden may not be taking it so well. He was reluctant to give up his run in the current election but after he fumbled the debate with Trum, he made the decision to step down allowing his VP Kamala Harris to take the helm. So when members of his cabinet were asked about nuclear weapons, they were more than alarmed. “It’s a highly unusual request” said chief of staff Jeff Zients who reported the incident to the Pentagon.

“Biden is missing?” national security advisor Jacob Sullivan said to employees in the White House, “so he’s missing, then” he reiterates with nobody giving insight as to where he is or was seen last. After Zients spoke with Biden he supposedly “soiled” himself and asked to be dismissed to the bathroom, “it’s no surprise when he ‘goes’ as he always asks to be dismissed but also, the smell.” Did Biden soil himself as part of his plan to go ‘missing’? After national security advisor and chief of staff discussed the situation, Zients recalled how Biden may have been “jesting” but also perhaps not, how he wanted to “push the button” and wanted to see “fireworks” for his “dear friend Kamala.”

“He f****** said that?” Jacob Sullivan said whilst Zients nodded silently. Biden is still missing as of this time, the white house has scheduled a private meeting amongst staff excluding Kamala as she is currently campaigning in D.C.

Everyone in the comments tries to one up everyone else with their sad story about dropping a dorito chip on the floor and eating it.

There’s a store next to my apartment and it’s my go to because it’s close and I don’t have to be out that long, I usually get soda, chips, candy, chocolate- all the shit that isn’t good for my body but it keeps my mind in check. One day I was waiting in line dreading paying for my stuff and having to engage in small talk with the workers. The way it works is there’s one line for the cashier and self checkout so it’s always a gamble 50/50 whether you’re gonna get a person or a robot. I prefer paying the robot so I’m always dreading when the person at the self checkout is taking too long and the cashier is just about finished with the customer in front of me. And that’s what happened this day, cashier rings me up and I just stand there, “following customer” they say, my mind is blank and I don’t move, “following customer” they say again with a bit more of an aggressive tone. I look up and pretend I was daydreaming and kinda walk toward them but then the guy behind me taps my shoulder lightly and says “hey, I’ll go you just wait for the self checkout.” And that’s what I did. In that moment I could’ve cried but it’s just someone finally understood how I felt and was giving me some comfort in a stressful situation. The guy was the total opposite to me he was kinda bubbly and had a nice ‘happy’ voice. He was kinda large adult sized and had a scruffy beard and some head hair but not a lot, wearing a red shirt and some shorts, kinda like a kid but I found it endearing. I walk out the store and the guy is still there smoking from his juul and texting. For some reason his presence was inviting, I don’t believe in god or anything but he was kinda… ‘angelic’? Or Christ like I dunno but I wasn’t scared to mutter out the words “thanks for that” he looks over at me just like he forgot the interaction entirely but then just said “yeah no problem, guy” and then limped away, I guess an accident of some sorts, but that’s none of my business. He walked off coolly but I just couldn’t, as I said before there was just something about him. I said “h-hey” but I don’t think he heard me, or maybe he was ignoring me, but I said it louder, “hey, wait up” he looked back a bit and I fast walked over to him. I asked him why he did what he did for me and he kinda smirked and said “it’s not much man I was in a hurry.” I thanked him again and he said “are we finished here?” And I heavily nodded but then I said “wait” and asked his name. “Christ-man” and winked at me. When I got home I tried looking up christman on social media and tried narrowing down for the local results. I eventually found him but to my surprise he’s some guy called Matt Christman and he’s on some podcast called chapos trap house.