Tanking a campaign
Tanking a campaign
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Don't you think he looks tired.
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I think it looks like he took a swim in the fry vat.
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He looks like a 4 year old that is forced to stand still for a Christmas photo.
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Doctor Who rules don't apply to trumples. They break any that inconvenience them.
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The Hamberdler
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How do you like your covfefe?
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yuge
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I have concepts of a plan to order Covfefe
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So hot that I can sue about it
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Vote anyway, so we can be sure to catch this type of expression after Election Day.
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I was really hoping his parasympathetic nervous system would have been willing to take one for the team and plunged him into the fryer head first, but no such luck.
For a fat, lazy fuck, his body really needs to let him down more often.
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The parasympathetic system is responsible for stimulation of "rest-and-digest" or "feed-and-breed"[4] activities that occur when the body is at rest, especially after eating, including sexual arousal, salivation, lacrimation (tears), urination, digestion, and defecation
I had earlier suggested he stick his dick in the fryolater...that sounds more likely to be something triggered by the parasympathetic nervous system than his head.
Although I've never heard "rest and digest" or "feed and breed" as comparable to "fight or flight". I suppose this is the mechanism of action for finding your way to a mans heart via his stomach.
"Feed and breed" will be definitely oing on the invitations for my next potluck-slash-orgy.
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I was thinking he'd eat a hamberder than then dunk.
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Wondering if there will be any polling conducted on the success of this.
Like at best it's viral media attention as Trump always gets. I'm sure 4chan incels will be like, "kek he's so fuckin funny!" but beyond that, who is this for... ?
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It's for the other wealthy assholes who have never worked at McDonalds (or any other working-class job) and are so out of touch they think this is good outreach to the poors, showing Trump as a relatable everyman. They have no awareness of how much he just looked like a rich asshole who has never done any real work in his life, showing up to work an average job for a couple hours during the slow part of the day and walking away with a warped view of what it's like to be working class.
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It’s 2 weeks until the election, the big pollsters already have their final “likely voter” polls wrapping up / coming out and they’re pivoting to exit polling for early voters.
The odds of a Trump handberder poll are slim to none.
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We don’t need polls to know that the hamburger stunt will obviously give Trump as least a 20 point boost
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It’s good to know McDonald’s will higher people as down on his luck as this guy, felon in debt millions, can’t even do business in the state of NewYork anymore. Gives hope for the under dog.
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It’s like an AI image prompt, but real.
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Mmmommy wow!!! I'm a big kid naa-[pants shitting noises] now!
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Coping mechanism
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Yeah, it's sad and hilarious that he thinks this will help him look relatable instead of like an out-of-touch dipshit who has never worked an honest day's labor in his life.
He'd be the funniest pathetic clown in America if he weren't a fascist reactionary who morons hail as their savior.
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Tankie Posting
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That's actually funny, people just missed the joke.
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No idea who convinced Trump this was a good idea - but THANK YOU!
I'm guessing it was his idea, and they couldn't convince him not to do it.
I wonder if this will go on his resumé?
He's so sick of it all now, didn't even get a hamburner...
To do actual work? I doubt it.
The only thing missing was JD Vance going into a tailspin while trying to order as the most awkward human being alive.
"yeah, burgers, fries, whatever seems appropriate. might want a drink but, yeah, whatever"
"How long have you worked here?"
Now JD Vance should cosplay a Wal-Mart greeter: "Salutations, fellow human"
"Have you met your breeding quota to preserve the white race?"
Trump loves McDonalds and fast food in general. I have no doubt this was his idea.
Incidentally my favorite John Stewart segment is one where he tears into Trump for taking Sarah Palin to Sabarros for New York Pizza back in 2011.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/MjzJtJSbDDXnYtK5/?mibextid=UalRPS
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/15/18183617/trump-clemson-mcdonalds-burger-king-wendys-dominos
Half off a value meal after 6 hrs. Lol
If he loses the election that's the picture everyone will go with. Although he's still dangerously close to winning.