Subway

Dudes be like: "Subway Sucks" my brother in christ, you made the sandwich

When I say Subway sucks, I mean its quality seems to have fallen off significantly over the past 5ish years at least near me. The bread is now super dry and the produce doesn't taste fresh either
- Sure, but the attached image's sandwich sucking is mostly down to the customer's choices not the ingredient quality
Instantly popped into my head, I love Gianni so much.

I can't judge. I like sliced Tomato and a double order of Olives on my footlong Meatball.

With other things right?
- Nope just a 12 inch long ball of meat with sliced tomatoes and double olives.
- No. Meatballs, sauce, olives, and sliced tomato.
Double olives at Subway now get you like three of them. Employees be acting like they deduct each olive directly out of their paycheck.
I don't see how that's similar, it would only be applicable if you ordered a footling with ONLY tomatoes and olives, nothing else.
That sounds good/not weird.
And swimming in South West sauce. (Before they changed the recipe)

I mean.. what she is doing wrong is going to subway.

I'm torn between bitching about BRANDS and laughing.

How dare you conflict me like this in shitposting.

:3

Does Lemmy have hailcorporate yet? Really seems like an ideal fit around here.

Fuck Subway, and fuck your dumbass sandwich. Which you obviously didn’t get a picture of from “the worker.”

fuck r/hailcorporate. at first I joined it thinking it was going to be about stealth ads. oh my god, you can't even allude to a brand in a critical manner before some asshole accuses you of advertising. even bigger cancer than r/theyknew
- Seriously. That sub made me so angry I had to cool off with a refreshing Pepsi.

Fuck subway.

What's wrong with Subway? Is this another chain I have to avoid now?
- I don't know if anything really bad. It's expensive and low quality, but that's about it.
- There's a John Oliver episode about it. Been a while since I've seen it, but the jist of it was how scummy they are with their franchisees. To the point where it reminded me of time shares.

He better go wash his hands again after handling his phone.

Nah, it's cool. Can't you see he's wearing a thin plastic glove on the other hand?
- And holding the glove he was wearing on the hand he's holding the phone with?

I mean if that’s what you like, and they specifically ask you what you want on it… I’m sure subway employees have put together far worse science projects than that.

"Yeah. Uh. I'll get the tuna salad. Also can I get that toasted."
- Tuna melts are pretty delicious.
- Extra mayo.
My orders are always a horror at Mod and Subway, I’ve gotten more than a few looks of judgement but ion care it’s tasty.
- Hey this is the fediverse. Ion is an atomic particle.

Should have just gotten a sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it.

I really like sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it. One of my faves.
- Give me a pickle sandwich with a little cheese and mustard and I could die happy.
If I could have a very long pickle to cover my entire sandwich, I think I'd die happy. Just one long cucumber pickled and sliced long ways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQiui9h71l8

Wheres the sauce you fucking demon, like even the worst sauce they have is better than no sauce. Id take a sauce i hate over no sauce... and its toasted so that "bread" is dry af... Put some sauce on and be fucking normal.

They're not at that part yet. Clearly in the veggie stage.
- The sauce stage is after the veggie stage, I bet he asked what sauce they want, they said no sauce and that's how we got here.
Mayonnaise.
- I would have preferred Mr Mayo

The other day. The guy behind me ordered a pizza sub with just sauce and cheese. There was a pizza place across the street but whatever I guess

He would probably go to the pizza place and order a pizza with just sauce and cheese. What’s wrong with that? I think it’s called a cheese pizza.
- Well that's what I mean if you just want a cheese pizza just go across the street

That's another sandwich I would still vote for president before Trump.

I wouldn't eat it and I would barely even wipe my ass with it and with it covered in shit I'd still vote for it over trump

!foodcrimes@midwest.social

Damn you could at least spread out the veggies a bit more before taking a picture to shame the person ordering this abomination

No, you should stop at this point and handle your phone, your car keys, your wallet, fish around in your pocket and belly button lint, scratch your asshole, then continue to handle food.

Say what you will but this would be a very cool "this is how we met" story that they could tell their kids down the line

That's an easy way to get reprimanded and have your bosses hands tied by corporate.

Sir,,, this is a shitpost and your comment is very logical
- True. I just swear I've seen a story about something similar happening.

This is just an ad for subway

I would think that an ad for something would paint that thing in a favorable light, not make it look gross and weird and unappealing.
- Gross and unappealing is the new hot ad strategy! They're going for the "I only eat there ironically."

This is a food crime from hell!

No, a food crime from hell would be pork ice cream. A cucumber and olive sandwich is a food crime from weight watchers.
- Bacon vanilla is good though

sob-way

Fuck subway

Olive Garden

Should have just ordered a salad somewhere but I like the ingredients, everything bar the bread and cheese.