Fun fact, this is like one of the only ways you can permanently lose mail delivery... although it's admittedly rare. I think the carrier has to start the complaint.
The otters came slowly, then they came quickly and in great numbers. The one Australian on the human team fell to the ground in a fetal position and started having emu flashbacks.
Remember during Katrina when they would just fucking murder black people and say they were looters? Speaking of which, how do you shoot a looter 'on sight'? Do you follow them and watch them until they pick something up? Do you ask them if that's their house?
Yeah. I'm starting to think the misspelling is not deliberate, but ironic - it's one thing to have guns and a written warning saying you will use them. It's another to loudly convey that you're this dumb and also have guns.
Something tells me these guys are more bark than bite. Either that or they're really really good at shooting and they're going to shoot the next person they see on their property before figuring out why they're there.