I’ve been sent dick pics before, but being a lesbian they were very unwelcome. If someone sent me a painting of their boobs, though, yep—seems like that would work.
I would honestly feel obligated to marry any girl who sent me a painting of her boobs. That's a lot of work. There's no way you don't look back and regret missing the girl who SENT YOU A PAINTING OF HER BOOBS ON IVORY.
Goodridge, aged forty when she completed the miniature, depicts breasts that appear imbued with a "balance, paleness, and buoyancy" by the harmony of light, color, and balance.
There's no way her tits looked like that at 40. No sir, I'm not buying it. 🐴