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radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

11mo ago

I sadly must inform you. Ben Garrison is back to Buff Trump, but is still cringe

I thought that non-buff Trump was the indicator that Garrison lost his way, but...

- wrong

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- I think his wife has been filling in. Flat colors. No labels as you pointed out. Not enough chest or cock energy. Looks like they all skipped leg day.
- I thought the one on the right was Pence and I was confused because I thought he had fallen out of favor (until I realized that it was RFK).
This sucks, there’s not even a joke, it’s just fascist fan art.
- Ben Garrison and myself both spent a lot of time in San Angelo, TX. Their water is absolutely fucking putrid; there are no words. Second only to Nueces county in Texas (which was a Koch Brothers playground) I could totally see it giving people literal brainworms and Ben Garrison is a great example of that theory. He absolutely drank that tap water.
  Sorry for going off topic on shitty water; even my personal brainworms hates it.
  
  Ultimately I also see Ben Garrison as less harmful than other fash artists because he’s just that batshit divorced from reality.
  Someone like Hans Kristian Graebener of Spring, Texas is at least smart with his propaganda even if it is built on false premises.
3 people who have never done real work
Sometimes I genuinely believe we might be the biggest Ben Garrison fansite.
I can't wait for the cum edits
- Side guys only have one buff arm from pleasuring
  and
  has two buff arms from jerking the side men off.
- This seems more of a material for heroin edit than cum edit.
gettin ready to crank the hog
When the lobby got three couches.
- Yeah or "goin to work for America(s Furniture Warehouse)"
Trump may be buff here but not a dumpy in sight, can we really say Garrison is back?
- Dude doesn't have that long to live. I shit you not. He is mixing his chemo drugs with Ivermectin.
  
  It's a testament and a condemnation of modern science and medicine that he survived covid...
RFK Jr's head is tilted like a confused dog.
They about to sling some meat around.
Wondering how the cum edits will go for this one
Do they ALL have blue eyes?
Not enough piss
POV: ottoman
Wannabe Tom of Finland

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