Why's the bear wanna play with that jack lift so much?
It's like a bear-sized Matchbox car. And when they take it away, he starts eating the fluff, like a 2-ton toddler.
He’s anxious to get back to work on his t-top trans am
Bear wants to get high?
Matt Walsh would never post this. There's no propaganda involved.
Or, is that what Big Bear wants us to think?
This cool Matt Walsh about the other guy: “Why Should I Change My Name? He's The One Who Sucks”
What kind of anti-bear bullshit propaganda have I been being told all my life? I've always said if they aren't friends, why are they friend shaped? I'm petting the next bear I see.
I think she needs even smaller brushes.
I have a business proposal.... a (fully automated) carwash for bears.
Do they make bear yarn? If so, I want.
There are actually people out there that will spin your pet's hair into yarn, but it takes a metric fuck ton to get a usable amount.
Do you have a place you trust/recommend?
Why is there a bear in the garage? Why is someone willing to be in such close quarters to it instead of getting rid of it? Why would you brush a bear? Like is there a bear show they’re entering it into? Why is the bear casually playing with a floor jack during the process, unless that’s just like its favorite hot wheels car or something?
I get that I do not live in a place with bears, so my experiences don’t amount to much, but all I see in this video flies in the face of all wisdom I’ve ever heard about how to interact with bears.
I hope bears are not like cats, where brushing can cause a sudden switch from happy purring to happy murder spasms.
Why is this video sped up? It makes me uncomfortable and I cannot explain why.
