Oh, I know the answer this this one! Uhh, mayo!
DAMMIT I FUCKED UP AGAIN.
Ranch dressing. Or cum, whichever is available first.
Well, if you start with a handful of creamy ranch dressing you can... wtf am I even doing with my life right now?
Those are equal, along with mayo.
Salt is pretty good, but yeah, mayo it is
Ketchup
Is anyone out there really eating unsalted fries?
The correct answer is salt. Or at least some form of seasoning
garlic sauce?
Dipped in soft serve vanilla ice cream.
Pink sauce (Sriracha-Mayo)
Hollandaise or peanut sauce
Burger sauce
Onions
BBQ sauce 😋
White vinegar.
MSG
No-one's mentioned aoli? Is there a significant overlap between aoli and mayonnaise?
I love tartar sauce, but it includes mayo
when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water
I put the bowl on my head so I don't get wet
you are a wise man
I am glad our paths crossed in this reality
