Showerthoughts @lemmy.world Ellia Plissken @lemm.ee 3 mo. ago

would you rather your stool had the consistency of creamy peanut butter, or medium gravel?

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Not really.
I'm not interested in feeding your fetishes.
- hey fuck you. I'm high, and the question popped into my head.
  
  More like pooped into your head.
Had some antibiotics mess with my gut flora and lead to the creamy peanut butter. It's not that bad except that it creates urgency not unlike diarrhea. For gravel, you're gonna have to define "medium," but that tends to come from constipation, which can lead to hemorrhoid issues in addition to general discomfort. On the whole, I guess the peanut butter, but it's a close one.
- thank you for taking this seriously. for medium, I would say, like an oblong golf ball.
  
  Okay, in the absence of good holistic data on which to base my judgment, I'll go with my gut.
  
  LOL, that pun was unintended when it popped into my head, but I could have changed it and yet I choose not to.
Who wants to shit rocks?
- Eh, I'm bored and curious
Have had both. Gravel is cleaner
- see, that's what I was thinking.
It depends on to whom I'm feeding it
- your, or someone else's, septic tank. would your answer change if it were a municipal sewer?
  
  Eh, whatever. I want both. Gimme that crunchy peanut butter poo
Why you decided to ask this question whilst hypothetically in the shower, im not sure i want to know
- Hay man, when your stool is the consistency of creamy peanut butter toilet paper only does so much.
I would rather you keep your shower thoughts to yourself in the future, TYVM.
- imagine if we pooped little pellets like goats
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