The ol block of LSD to the noggin always does the trick.
77 0 ReplySure to knock you out colder'n a mackerel
26 0 ReplyThat cop clearly said "mackeral." I'm not sure what it is, but it's not a mackerel. Maybe it's a town in Alaska!
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I imagine that much LSD would be expensive as fuck. Don't the doses come on tiny little squares of rice paper?
18 0 ReplyYeah, LSD dosages are measured in nanograms. 99% of what you consume when taking acid is paper.
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You act like taking a whole assed Limited Slip Differential to the head would knock you out…
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Ahhh pre-fent cops were still blaming drugs for their unseemly public panic attacks
49 1 ReplySeeing these cops illustrated in power stances makes me glad I never got into comic books.
When you think about it, superheroes are really just cops. I mean they love violence and are always vigilant to protect the status quo.
27 4 ReplySuper heroes are a lot of things. Some are "cops", some are individuals just trying to do good in the world. We heroes more than we need cops.
14 0 ReplyWe definitely don't need vigilantes.
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The difference is that superheroes actually try to help and be heroes.
If they didn't, they would be classified as supervillains.
7 0 ReplyThey are worse than cops. They are glorified for being vigilantes, who have no protocol or rules to observe.
6 1 ReplyPlaying the modern Spider-Man games made me realize this. Spider-Man is literally just a young, naïve cop wannabe who sees good and evil in a disturbingly black and white way.
6 1 ReplyLol there have been plenty of counter culture anti-authority comic books. A single panel of police in, what are probably, just stock poses the artist had reference already handy for surely can’t ruin an entire medium
4 0 ReplyThey are a form of law enforcement by definition.
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Yes ... that hippie threw a Large Structural Device ... those things will definitely take down a cop.
20 0 ReplyTactical Fentanyl Cocktail
16 0 ReplyI'm betting for a fentanyl block, it does critical damage against cops
12 0 ReplyThe lsd was spiked with fentanyl
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Old skeptical cop questioning a witness housewife who saw something strange: "Lady... have you been nipping on the cooking sherry?"
Younger skeptical cop questioning a witness housewife who saw something strange: "Lady... have you been nipping on the medicinal hallucinogens?"
12 0 Replyan LSD
11 0 ReplyGotta be pretty strong to throw a Limited-Slip Differential, aka Posi-Traction
9 0 ReplyYou can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!
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Def not LSD or he'd be awake and staring intensely at something trivial to others
9 0 ReplyA can of soup, clearly.
5 0 ReplyMackerál
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