"New study shows that food has nutrients"
128 0 ReplyGot a source for that ridiculous claim?
22 0 ReplyI got a source of nutrients and you won't believe what it is!
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Return to plant, harvest energy from the sun and nutrients from the soil
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"Study finds link between a simple liquid and staying healthy"
Fucking water
104 0 ReplyI was going to guess cum
25 0 ReplyCum is fucking water.
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I only have regular water though
18 0 ReplyUnless they meant that's what you do with water to stay healthy
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Could'a been sweet potatoes. He didn't know.
55 0 ReplyAren't sweet potatoes root tubers?
22 0 ReplyStill vegetables.
17 0 ReplyCarrots are also roots.
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Why do they have the dota symbol though?
43 0 ReplyNewsbreak. Chinese aggregator.
8 0 ReplyNah, that’s Apple News.
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"Death hates these two life-prolonging hacks!"
Article: eat veggies and get exercise.
31 0 ReplyI hate when people say that something is healthy because it has "nutrients". I mean, yeah, it's probably true but everything has nutrients. And of course there are supplements and stuff which are literally pure nutrients.
24 0 Reply"Eat rocks. They're a great source of minerals"
29 0 ReplyJesus Christ Marie, they ARE minerals.
17 0 ReplyEat iron. Guess what it's rich in.
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on the other side of the spectrum there's "healthy is when salad" which also drives me up the wall
the worst part is that healthy food can mostly be described by "avoid sugar and pre-processed stuff as much as possible, eat as much whole-grain and vegetables as possible", but i guess that's one comma too much for readers to engage with..
2 0 ReplyIt's what plants crave.
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i use red tree fruits as projectile defense against metal stick wielding humans wearing white coats
21 0 ReplyI thought it was about Trump.
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12 0 ReplyI fucken love sweet potatoes and it’s honestly so fucked up that they get relegated to the once-per-year “thanksgiving food” catagory.
6 0 ReplyI grill them on the BBQ at least once a week. Oil, salt, pepper, and a bit of Canadian maple syrup!
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CNN had a run that at time approximated a good one, but it's time for them to go visit the rabbits now.
12 0 ReplyFuckin spoiler alerts, please.
11 0 ReplyCarrots good for you, more at 11
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