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Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting

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“It’s not unusual to hear gunfire at a Trump rally, but usually it’s directed at chemtrails.”
Heh
THE STORM TROOPERS ARE THE GOOD GUYS NOW???
- Contrary to popular belief, the enemy of your enemy is quite often also a douche
  
  I’m not even being serious I’m messing around here cuz I want to have fun
- I'm unsure about that
  
  NOOOOO
Nah, a stormtrooper wouldn't have even been able to clip his ear.
- One of them did hit Leia in Ep. VI.
  Or was that a scout trooper?
  
  That guy was filling in from Spaceball One, he was one of those Assholes.
Waitaminit, if the Evil Empire wants Trump dead...
I'm so confused...
- Well, the shooter was a registered Republican.
- So, there's a theory that the storm troopers were ordered to miss so they wouldn't kill Luke and Leia. I definitely wouldn't put it past Trump to stage an assassination attempt to make himself into a matryr.
I could believe this lol. Of course it'd be cosplay and running from gunfire, as ya do, but ykwim.

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