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Post Made Up Movie Names

Escape from Rebel City

The Capricorn

Tomorrow Comes Next Tuesday

Char Broiled

The Bogota Maneuver

Flint!

Steel Mechanic

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The Mechanic (2010)
The Mechanic II (2013)
The Mechanic: Revelations (2014)
The Mechanic 3 (2015)
MECHANIC (2019)
MECHANIC 2 (2020)
MECHANIC III: New Dawn (2022)
- Can you add release years?
  
  There you go friend
How So, On The Morrow?
Five Months In Scottsdale, Arizona
Splint
Mischief Gone Awry
Froggo The Boy
Robert's First Trip Out
Three Men In A CVS On A Tuesday Morning
The Surly Commandant's Nephew
Menacing Compacts
Blades And Bullets At The Bookstore
Scalamangor!
Margot Left
Who Opened The Den Door?
The Implausible Hop-Man
- THIS IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR
  
  I got your vibe
- Sniper King would be awesome if it was literal. Punch Drunk Hitman sounds like an amazing slapstick comedy
Return of the Fall of the Revenge of the Attack of the Rise of the Dawn
- Pt: 2: The Reckoning of the Moon
Deus ex Macarena
Horse! The Musical
- If it's heroin, meh, it's called rent or whatever. If it stars two dudes in a horse costume, it.there opening night
  
  I didn't know horse was a slang term for heroin until I read that.
  It's about a society where some people are horses and some people are two people in a horse costume, but our main character is two people in a horse costume who want to be a horse.
The last yakubian
The lost election
Savior
Portfolio of a troubled man
Man who did 899 real estate deals
The final dangerous game : part two
Diary of a welder
Underwear mogul
The third plane
- The Passion of Yakub
Better the Fire upon Thee Roll
Dear Rabbi
Haudenosaunee
Inconquerable
It Was a Cold Night
Like Fishes Need Water
Roatta: The Black Beast
Some Call it Cowardice
The Butcher of Fezzan
The Gospel According to St. Peter
Thirteen Twelve
Unreckoned
- This is a list that would sweep Cannes and then no one would see
  
  I’m unsure if that’s a compliment or not.
- Deer Rabbi, a Yiddish comedy in the spirit of My Deer Friend Nokotan
Flint (2017) is a movie about lead-poisoned water in a Michigan city, maybe adding an exclamation mark turns it into a satire black comedy musical
The land before tomorrow.
The land without thyme.
Last place
Screwdriver pt 10
Campus of country
Live easy
The cat that lives with an old man who lives atop the mountain who's always a dick to service workers because he's just old and mad he's no longer youthful so he comes off as a complete ass: The movie
Timothy lives at the end (spoiler he dies immediately)
The lost city of Pacificis
Mediterranean sunshine
Yuno: The Thing
Megablox the movie
Brandon, Darkest before dawn
- The Time Before Land
  
  Before the time land
Horses and Happenstance
Fabrigé
The Rhizome
Feldman's Path
North of Salzburg
Hot to Trot
The Brigadier General
Fascination of a Simpleton
Clair-Voyance: Teenage Psychic Detective
The Day The Horses Went Silent
STALINGRAD: Next Generation
Dark Ben: Beyond Accountancy
Swill II
The Binman
The Binman III: No Time For Tomorrow
BINMAN: Origins
Sweet Chestnuts On Barren Soil
Belgium!
Adolf, The Musical
A Worthy Adversary
Zebra Time
Taciturn Dream
The Zurich Smile
A Time for Horses to Bleed
Rashackle Rampage
AI: Advanced Ignorance
- If you can patent a movie name do.this before someone makes the chat gpt doc after the bubble bursts
The Thirsty Dentist
Viridian Brontide
Aw, Shucks!
Best Buds Brigade
Yellow Pencil
Last Road Home, Part 3
Too Much Soap
- Nice!
Escape from Rebel City is an action movie with a confused and incoherent ideology of rebellion.
The Capricorn is Oscar bait.
Tomorrow Comes Next Tuesday is a manic pixie dream girl romance. The girl's name is Tomorrow.
Char Broiled is a stoner comedy about an aspiring cook.
The Bogota Maneuver is historical Oscar bait.
Flint! is a musical about Obama.
Steel Mechanic is scifi action about a grizzled man who fixes robots in early 2100s Los Angeles.
- Eacape From Rebel City is the sequel to Road to Rebel City and comes before The Battle for Rebel City and it's the only one I do have a solid concept for. Think The Warriors, Streets of Fire and Miami Connection kinda overall universe where everyone knows kung fu, is in a street gang that reflects the subgenre of rock they're totally dedicated to and everyone is in a band or bike gang. Neon.
  
  Sounds freakin sweet
Agate
Underneath
Rise of the Extraordinary Gentlemen
Home Again
Outside Time
Blade Mountain
The Pirahna's Domain
The Last Yokel
Praire Fiends
Blasphemy for the Devil
Bernard Le Cavalier D'Éspace Spectaculair Avec Le Garçon D'Étoile en: Docteur Nebula et la Femme Feroce
The Vindicated
Fresh Dill
The Sword of Damacles
Blyth Expressions
67 Minutes to Launch
The Fairway
Dinner Time at the Wilkinson's
Sir, You Bastard!
Miss Mary Has a Steamboat
The Trial of Xavier Pluck
Quantum Theology
Scott Manson: Thief
Iditarod: A True Story
Brainchild
The Sky When It's Cloudy
Variable
Newton's Laws
Dancing Indoors
Victorium
Winston the Dog
The Housepainter's Wife
Portrait of a Fink
The Humboltd Diaries
Darren Wilcox: Payback Man
The Mystery of Xorl
Starstander II: Quasar Games
Fisherman's Warf
Flea Gambit
A Harsh Revelation
Four Wall Make a House
(I am so much better at this than all of you)
Trying to Strike a Chord: The Downfall of Aubrey Graham
- People on twitter were speculating about what a movie of the Drake-Kendrick beef would be like. The best suggestion I saw was a character study of Drake where Kendrick never actually appears except in his diss tracks, and functions as just kind of a presence throughout the movie.
- Fingering A minor (a documentary on Aubrey Graham learning guitar) or simply A minor Feat. Drake
  Edit: terrible joke sorry in advance.
Ham Chonday 3: The Chublot Protocol
Something's Wrong With Mr. Sniffles
Videodrome 2: Long Live the New Flesh
I do this stuff for my sims writing books. It's usually a pun or portmanteau. I can't think of any right now
Shittin' 2: On the Skids
The Happening, Citizen Kaine, Bad Boys. Idk, I don't really follow movies.
A small port in a big storm
Sister Death
A brief people's history of american collapse (5 hour miniseries)
Jeanie On Sundays (50s period drama about a waitress in a small town)
The Park Bench (horror movie made on a 2 million dollar budget)
The Park Bench (indie drama)
The Park Bench (Meryl Streep vehicle, film about a wine mom's failing marriage, film ends with her sleeping on a park bench)
With genres in parentheses:
The Fabergé Egg (period drama)
Cartel 2: Assassinos (action)
McMurray's South (sports comedy)
Dog Gone Cold (dark comedy)
Quiet Night Inn (murder-mystery)
Mineral Springs (modern drama)
Threshermen (horror)

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