Greentext @sh.itjust.works Gemini24601 @lemmy.world 3 mo. ago

Anons wife hosts a pool party

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Don't lie to your wife. Just say the truth, if she can't handle it then you picked the wrong person to get married to.
- Given the greentext origin, I wonder if his wife was the first woman to give him the time of day and the dynamics of their relationship consist of him fearing that she might leave and he’ll revert to incelhood
  
  man has issue with woman therefore he's an incel
  
  Bruh why is this always the go to?
Why have a pool at all
- For small groups? 30 people (over 8 of whom are children) in a residential pool sounds absolutely gross even if it's not my pool and I'm not cleaning it.
  
  At that point it's an open sky toilet.
  
  I mean my house isn’t designed for 30 people and 10 children, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t put my panties on and clean the house before an after a get together to build relationships.
  
  The place you live in is probably also meant for 4 people max. Don't you ever throw a party or at least invite guests? Yes, that brings in more dirt than usual and requires an extra clean-up. So fucking what?
- Right? To each their own, but if I had a pool, I'd be inviting friends and family over to enjoy it all the time. I bet those kids had a blast and made some fun memories.
- IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
- Anon has ocd
- Tbh, I think I get it. Some people really get off on maintaining something in pristine condition. This is like an extremely expensive Bonsai tree or rock garden.
- Same reason my wife wants at least 80m² of living space despite spending her time sitting on the corner of one chair looking at her phone : it feels nice to know you have it.
  
  80m² = 860ft² for those of us in countries who perpetuate inferior measurement systems.
  
  860ft² is extremely small compared to the average American home of 2,480ft².
NO SWIM ONLY SKIM
- On the internet, nobody knows that you're a pool drain.
on 4chan

has a pool

hosts a party

Im sure this one is true
- You forgot "has wife" 😁
No nappies in the pool is a reasonable rule. Lying to your wife is unreasonable. Also if you're a grown adult with an able body you should be able to defend your face from children. The key is to be gentle but firm. Children thrive on well established and reasonable boundaries.
- They’re on 4chan for a reason.
"why aren't you socializing, anon".

Because you go on 4chan.
Did you poop in the bath tub after the other kids bully you sweet ums

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