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gotta find the line that will keep the secret service/FBI from coming to your door but will still give political ghouls' social media interns PTSD
butthole pictures, basically
you are entitled to a dick rating by your local politician
Sending dick pics to all of my elected officials asking them to rate my hog
petitioning to recall my local elected official bc they only rated my junk a 2/5
I love this country, setting up a Twitter account now.
"I'm from the government and I'm here to rate your cock."
Crudbump - nsa :cat-vibing:
What about threats that are clearly non actionable? Like dropping a safe onto someone so they're flattened into a perfectly round oversize pancake?
The problem is that you'd still have to defend that this is non actionable in court, which against a politician? Good luck. "I will de-limb Politician by summoning space aliens with giant laser swords made from Alpha Centauri Moonrocks until Politician dies" wouldn't even be ridiculous enough if the judge and the politician are somehow in cahoots.
I have been talking about repealing the Hague Invasion Act which goes at all the worst ones while being entirely legalistic and therefore protected, yet still a distinct possibility for every government official in their 40's or 50's
What about "I'm gonna grief your base in Minecraft 1v1 me nerd what's your server address"
Knowing the US, the judge will just institutionalize you then make you pay the bills despite being locked away from any kind of job
Yeah, this basically gonna be beneficial to right wingers while leftists get visits.