The Monkey's Paw
- I wish that every website that works only in Chrome also has to be compatible with Firefox.
I wouldn't have Chrome installed if it weren't for those crappy school and government websites that refuse to work on anything else but Chrome.
- I wish my dog could walk himself.
It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.
- I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.
I really don't want to go into work tomorrow.
- I wish that Donald Trump and all his descendants suddenly grow taste buds throughout their lower intestine and anus, so that they are constantly and inescapably tasting their own shit.
And that it's genetic, so that it's passed down to all his descendants; and that all people who marry into the family also have it happen to them
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