I wish every website was pornographic.

Granted. Your nude pictures are now embedded into every web page on the internet. You can clearly be identified, so now everyone recognises you as the guy who put your nudes onto every children's website. You are under arrest for hacking, indecent exposure and sexual harrassment of children. You sick fuck.

Granted. But it's a very specific rule 34 porn involving middle aged men and cockroaches.

Granted. The definition of "pornography" has changed, and it now encompasses most forms of communication.

And especially what I did with your mom last night.

Granted, parents now get arrested when looking for schools for their kids.