the only available distro is Hannah Montana
28 0 ReplyNo, you're misunderstanding. There's supposed to be a downside to a monkey's paw wish
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Granted. Microsoft somehow gets exclusive legal rights to Linux. Linux is now Windows with a penguin mascot.
27 1 ReplyBeen there. Done that. Xenix - aka Microsoft Unix was one of the most popular *nix for microcomputer hardware in the early 80s.
12 0 ReplySee this is why history rules. No matter what kind of horrors I can think up, it's probably already happened before.
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Granted. But owning to your obvious wisdom, all their support requests are being routed to your inbox ;-)
20 0 ReplyGreat. They immediately switch over, with no time to port things, and a lot of important things, such as government things, break.
12 0 Replyin my goverment job things break every day with MS.
fortunately my job is not important.3 0 Reply
We kind of sort of do, but it's called Android...
8 0 ReplyGranted. Everyone has now eclipsed your knowledge level
7 0 ReplyI’m fine with that. The best part of teaching someone how to do something new is seeing how far they take the ball and run with it.
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They're all using Gentoo now.
6 0 Replyiamben? is it you?
3 0 ReplyExcept the people previously using Gentoo who have all moved to Linux From Scratch.
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Granted but for stability all future code must be submitted in brainfuck
3 0 ReplyGranted. Everyone now uses arch and the internet's bandwidth is now severely reduced because a good portion of communication now has the overhead of 'I use arch btw'.
2 0 ReplyGranted
Now Linux is a propetary software full of bloatware who efficiently steal the private information of his users but can't play games.
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