I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.
I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.
I really don't want to go into work tomorrow.
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Granted, but it’s a work retreat.
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Your belly distends and you feel a horrible pain. Congratulations, it's a boy! Enjoy your two whole weeks of maternity leave. And don't worry about giving insufficient notice, your employer will just deduct it from your vacation time.
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Oh god that's horrific. I love it. Immediate horror and oh god what have I done? Microwave regret available in 30 seconds or less.
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Granted, but you're now a cop that's killed an unarmed black toddler
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Dammit, Johnson! I told you to sprinkle some crack on it!
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Granted, it's bereavement leave. 10 full work days. And your company only offers 2 days paid leave for each death and only for immediate family members. My condolences on your losses.
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Granted, enjoy your two weeks in Gaza
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Granted you broke your dick in half falling in the shower and have to use your vacation time to recover.
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Granted, but the pay is minimum wage and stays that way when you come back.
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Granted, it's called gardening leave, and in 2 weeks you will be unemployed. Enjoy searching for jobs on your vacation
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Granted. You get your paid two weeks, no strings attached. Your new job as a transmission tower climber has surprisingly decent benefits.
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Granted, it's a staycation since you've contracted COVID.
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Granted. It’s a paid vacation, meaning you have to pay for it.
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Granted. You get 2 weeks severance pay.
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