*hits techbro bong* check out my idea to fix the bridge

It's a bridge, Michael, how long could it take? Two days? how-much-could-it-cost

a day

My brother in plastic, a 3d printer will take a day to print a silly figurine, let alone a whole ass bridge made of metal and concrete.

Did you not read that it was a large 3D printer? Checkmate pinkos.
But like what if you had 50 though
- I'm sure that'll work fine, not at all any structural issues with that
you just make a really big version of the Minecraft crafting table bro

A level 11 wizard could simply cast wall of iron, fabricate, teleport, and telekinesis. It could be done in one day at no cost to the tax payer.

Why even hire a duplicitous wizard when we could simply have the townsfolk pray to Fharlanghn, God of Roads, until a bridge manifests itself out of thin air
Getting a level 11 wizard to cast spell slots for you is not cheap actually.
- We can't saddle the taxpayers with wizard bills

"those are the facts" says biggest moron you have ever met

satire is dead

not pushing crypto for the fundraising? all-my-apes-gone

we make the bridge non fungible
- Technically it already was non-fungible because it's a unique bridge that can't be readily exchanged for any other bridge. It was not a token though
This is good for Bridgecoin
The bridge is going to be made entirely out of bored ape JPEG's.

i was having depression thoughts about being dumb today but this post made me feel a lot better chickpea

"free to taxpayers"

So who's donating to the gofundme then?

the large 3D printer makes the money for the gofundme in ONE day. fact
They also have a small printer to print money, duh.

Theres no way he actually believes this

Techbros think that a country that can't even maintain a metal and concrete bridge also will have the infrastructure to 3D print that same bridge and then assemble it in two days, and also somehow not be publicly funded

I think techbros like this should just renounce the west and live in China. They already have Public works projects that get built near instantaneously. Except it's not with AI and drones or whatever, it's the power of a coherent communist party

Unironically China is building dams that usually take 10 years to build in 2 years by essentially 3d printing the dam layer by layer using automated driverless cement trucks as extruders.

But in 2 days? Man some people are just..

Rome was 3D-printed in a day. Checkmate, structural engineers!

No you can't just give the 3d printer the plans for a bridge.

using AI

FOR WHAT HOW WOULD A LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL SPEED UP A 3d PRINTER

Why won’t they understand that the future looks like shit to the rest of us?

Again, this is what genius speak sounds like to hot couch guys.

too real

Did they ever get those 3D printed houses off the ground, or are they still just a concept?

edit: okay so the number worldwide is less than 200 as of a couple years ago, so it's still very rare and in the "figuring out if it's worth it" phase. 3D printers have a looooong way to go before they're able to even be considered for something this large, and then they'll still have a long way to go before they're competitive with already-existing steel manufacturing.

And what advantage would 3D printing bring to bridgemaking anyway? Steel is very recyclable, so material efficiency isn't really a large benefit. Most of the process in terms of time is moving the pieces into position and assembling them, while making steel beams and cables are both very fast and mature processes, so that's not good either.

And what the fuck is the AI going to do, generate a blueprint that's just a bunch of noise?

And what the fuck is the AI going to do, generate a blueprint that's just a bunch of noise?

I once asked ChatGPT to generate an svg file of a star shape, it completely failed across multiple attempts.

But I’m sure it could definitely generate the files necessary to 3D print a safe steel beam.

the funniest part to me is the "just lift it into place" part

Superman will do it pro bono

I would suggest that instead of the bridge they use my hog but I'm afraid it's not small enough to fit

If I was building a bridge, I would simply do it in a day.

Why not build it in the metaverse, then sell the bridge to the highest bidder which would then provide funding for a bridge in meatspace?

This is like retrofuturism but for the 2010s

Step 1: Build the world's largest steel and concrete 3D printer.

Step 2: Invent BridgeGPT to control the printer

Step 3: Build a barge to place it on.

Step 4: Work out quality control and logistics.

Step 5: Get random people to sign up to pay for it.

This is going to be so fucking easy!

I know that you think the 3d printer doesn't exist that could print this but that's where your wrong. See we'll use AI to design smaller printers that can print this big one. And AI to design smaller printers than those to print the medium sized ones. Just keep doing this until you get to the size where enough printers exist and they can just work together to print everything in a day.

It'll take me a day to read the wiki about the properties of sintered metal so I'll do that while you sinter an entire bridge. It'll be fine.

It's like the alchemy/enchanting loop in Skyrim bro!
- Fortify Bridge Building is erroneously flagged as being in the Restoration school in the unmodded base game, so as long as you don't install the community patch or unequip the bridge trusses, you're good to go

large

Are we sure it's not a bit? Even a moron could google What is the biggest thing to ever be 3D printed?

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Ninja edit

This google result five years old but other results seemed like a lie.

In 2019, the Center printed 3Dirigo and earned two Guinness World Records — the world's largest 3D printed boat and the world's largest 3D printed object. The 25-foot, 5,000-pound boat was printed in 72 hours.

I'm here to argue that the largest thing to be 3d printed is a very large dam in Tibet and this is just anglos stealing valor
The 25-foot, 5,000-pound boat was printed in 72 hours.

The Key bridge was 8,635 feet long, so by my math it should take 24,868.8 hours to print
- Why, that's less than three years!

laugh all you want but America will soon have the world's first thermoplastic bridge DECADES before the Chinese do. This is why we are are the most innovative country in the world and always will be.

These people have never built anything in their lives

perfection

We should just like, build a Dyson Sphere

what about giving each girder a token on the blockchain

Allow Star Citizen backers to preorder exclusive girders that will no longer be obtainable after the mayor dedicates the bridge

I don't believe these are even techbros anymore.

These guys all seem like unserious hangers-on to what they think techbros are like. I really think they're either children, or adults who keep the bong cleaner in their bong when they hit it.

They like the aesthetics of tech so they repeat a lot of buzzwords they hear but I think their extent of tech usage is like, installing a theme on Opera GX or buying a 3d printer kit that they put together incorrectly and just tell everyone they'll get around to fixing it.

These people have always existed in other forms. They're like guys who do car repair with drywall screws

bong cleaner

What the fuck is bong cleaner
- isopropyl alcohol, salt

Why don't they simply put down some Mario Kart boost pads to launch cars across the bay? Easier than replacing an entire bridge and cheaper to maintain as well!

3d printer guys are a slightly less annoying form of techbro. Mostly harmless compared to the other flavors. But still very funny when they convince themselves they can build a self-replicating machine and the prototype catches fire by looking at it sideways.

My buddy uses his 3D printer to make figurines and organizers for board games. That's the best use I've seen from them.
- This bicycle shifter pull conversion box is neat as fuck and would be a major pain in the ass to build at home without 3D-Printing
  
  To offer some explanation here; most modern bicycle shifters are indexed, i.e. you click some sort of trigger and it pulls the cable a set amount to shift one (or more) gears up (or down).
  
  Problem is depending on manufacturer and model this pull length is different by a bit and if your shifter doesn't match up with your rear cassette or parallelogram rear shifter you just get the crunchy gears because the rear shifter keeps shifting inbetween gears.
  
  with this and some math you can print a conversion box that adjusts pull length so everything works with everything. It does require you to use two cables but it's a boon if you wanna rig some shit together
  
  I've also seen other useful appliances there, broken dust covers for shifting parts which aren't structuturally important but you do not want the fine mechanics of your shifter to get gummed up. Sure, you could tape it up or whatever but manufacturing a new one yourself seems cool. Also seen this for other replacement parts out of plastic that were either never manufactured or have long gone out of stock.
  
  3D-Printing feels like it's a great side hobby to other hobbies but if you do it yourself, barring maybe doing some cool prototypes, it just ends up at "wow, look at this sick Rick skull with a weed!"
Ironically, the self-replicating machine was inside them all along
They are also usually easy to repel, you just exorcise them in the name of von Neumann.

Is this elon's alt account?

hey, i'm a person who owns a 3D printer and knows a quite a bit about them

this guy has maybe heard of 3d printing and maybe has read an article, that's about it
there is absolutely no fucking way to make a printer for this - it would have to be steel+cement multi material, and you can already forget about ever doing that. the printers for steel and cement are completely and inherently different, and I don't think they even make steel printers larger than roughly the size that would fit in a corner of a workshop/lab, only cement printers are made for large industrial tasks like housebuilding. not to mention how difficult and costly steel printing is
even if such a god printer did hypothetical, the bridge would be so ungodly expensive to fabricate and would take so long and there would be so many places for shit to go completely wrong that it would be entirely pointless and dangerous to use 3d printing for the job, you would just be better off building the fucking thing.

maybe in the future it might be possible but in the present this guy has directly connected his asshole to his mouth

The thing about long bridges is that what you really need to build them is lots of one-off parts and for the design process to need rapid prototyping of parts.

The other thing about bridges is they only need to be built once and not maintained, and you can basically make a bridge for whatever budget you happen to get. That's why a gofundme works so well as a funding model. You can even have a stretch goal to support weird vehicles like trucks, cars or rail, in addition to the base goal of just AI-powered electric scooters.