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  • I love it when cats on the street come over to be petted. And how my own cats are like "oh, you're finally home, give us food now and then you can fuck right off, I'm going to sleep"

  • I'm 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I'm renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can't work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I'm seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.

  • I'm not from the US, but I've heard someone from there explain the system.

    When you go to hospital, and get a bill of $250.000 your insurance company will cover let say $50.000. You will get a bill for $1.200 and the rest will be declared by the hospital to their insurance company as damages.

    It's super weird, I still don't get it but apparently this is how it works in most cases, or as I'm told.

  • When will he be hacked.... Let's place bets everyone!

  • I totally agree

  • Got the wrong dentist mate

  • I can't get through my day without a shit ton of drugs

    This is still relevant.

  • hmmm

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  • A black ski slope during the summer.

  • Barber's Johnny

  • Never had this issue. I do get the occasional boobs on me from the dentist or dental hygienist but I don't mind. It's part of the reason I come back there.

  • Subject: Drowning

    Dear Sir / Madam,

    I'm writing to inform you about a drowning on the premises of...

    No, that's too formal.

    Dear Sir / Madan,

    Drowning! Drowning! Help me!

    123 Carington rd.

    Looking forward to hearing from you.

    All the best,

    Maurice Moss

  • Enough

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  • Would be worse if it's the other way around

  • Enough

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  • You don't. If you have terrible aim you will still hit the pot. Even all the rocichet wil hit the pot. Only downside it that you can only invite skinny friends. But upside is that you will never fall off, no matter how drunk you are.

  • Grok goes full nazi and Pentagon thinks "ooh we should hire it!"

  • Yeah true. Like Turkmenistan. That country is like North Korea, but not in conflict with other countries. So no one cares.