Invited my date over and they didn’t want to sit on my couch, confused I asked where else they would like to sit and they got up and left. Why are people so rude nowadays?

why are you in asmongold's house

didn't know amongold had a hexbear account

nobody wants to sit on my couch anymore

is that jenkem in the lower right corner?

Hoarding is really sad to see

You have to change out your shavings. In modern dating, fresh garbage scent signals that you care

Guests sit on the floor they're not worthy of the couch

Did you make sure it was a hot couch?

that's a lovely couch