Never shop at bobs furniture (discount my ass!!!)

I asked to see BOB hoping to see the guy in the advert but instead it was some early 30s guy who looks like he masturbates too hard. I want to buy a bed / futon because I stood on mine and it broke so it’s like I’m slowly being swallowed by the hole when I sleep and it’s extremely uncomfortable. I asked “best bed couches please” and the guy showed me there “best” but they were two thousand dollars minimum, I asked “oh so the discount is applied during the purchase” and discount Bob was like “no you pay this price AND taxes” wtf.. I asked if they had any cheaper and they said “go to reymour and Flanagan across the street or order online”