Utah's bathroom snitch line hasn't found one legitimate complaint out of 12,000

As a straight guy, I have just walked into the wrong bathroom or chaises a kid into the wrong bathroom more times than I want to admit.

Looks like they took the form down. If anyone has a new link, please post it. I've got some creative writing to share with the bigots in Utah.

I'd rather my Tax Dollars go to THAT instead of feeding Starving American Children!

Preface: I don't care at all what bathroom anyone uses, just a silly lighthearted comment:

But I do find it a bit funny that the headline mentions 12,000 complaints, but leaves out that only 5 of them were even looked into, lol.

Sensationalism is everywhere, I guess, lol.

I think we need to start breaking the law and self reporting. We'll send in pictures of our junk spewing urine in the wrong room so they'll be sure it's a legitimate complaint.

It turns out that writing "cum" 420 times isn't accepted as legitimate intel.

Music to my ear and I wonder how much it costed them to comb through all of that.

So not only was it hateful, but it was wasteful, too. Good job, Utah.

People should keep submitting fake reports, and make them somewhat plausible. Just so they don’t get instantly discarded and can actually tie up more resources by actually getting investigated.

only five were investigated

Can one sue Utah for gross neglience now? I mean, they got thousands of complaints from concerned citizens, and they only cared for investigating five of them? Or do they profile those complaints into "we are not investigating certain types of people", e.g. politicians that have been reported?

This is outrageous. They're not even going to attempt to investigate my report about an alien beaming into the bathroom and touching my peepee? Just for that, I'm filing 10 more complaints.

I’m struck by the fact that as a trans woman I look more cis than some women I know who’ve given birth. I’m actually worried about a cis friend of mine if we ever get bathroom laws here.

I would definitely let Utah know that you saw a great many of these people use the "wrong" bathroom:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/64th_Utah_State_Legislature

Only 12000? Those are rookie numbers! Get back to work!

I suppose decades of misandric conditioning would create the opinion that all men, trans or not, are sexual predators and closet perverts. This needs to change.

As long as transwomen sit down when using the loo, they are more than welcome. I'm glad that snitch line drew up nothing. Imagine if they used those funds to fascilitate free hygiene products? But noo, they gotta harass a minority...

Call and tell them you found the Golden Tablets.