NO ONE LOVE ME
BECAIUSE I ' M POOR48 0 ReplyI love these accounts. They're set up to autogenerate a handful of templates. When one of the commenters is an actual human, they're prime people-watching. This photo is of course its own genre for them:
Sitting in traffic with Rebecca Black celebrating her 25th birthday. - https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=448024838162815&set=a.318863487745618&type=3&_rdr
Same thing but both legs are amputated and cars are imminently about to hit them: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=448016328163666&set=a.318863487745618
Two soldiers celebrating one's 25th birthday while sitting in traffic. Both are double amputees: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=448016164830349&set=a.318863487745618
Two soldiers celebrating one's 25th birthday while sitting in traffic. One is a double amputee, the other is uninjured: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=448008561497776&set=a.318863487745618
A double amputee soldier and a woman in an American flag bodysuit celebrating her 25th birthday on an even busier motorway: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=448008244831141&set=a.318863487745618
A street urchin and a wizard celebrating the wizard's birthday, age unknown legs intact, next to a road: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=448005938164705&set=a.318863487745618
Two old Sikh men, ages unknown legs intact, celebrating both of their birthdays on a motorway: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=447997871498845&set=a.318863487745618
A wizard and old Tim Pool, ages unknown legs intact, celebrating both of their birthdays on a road with a robust metro system: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=447997281498904&set=a.318863487745618
Tom Hanks in Castaway and a garden gnome, ages unknown legs intact, celebrating both of their birthdays on a road with no visible mass transit: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=447997218165577&set=a.318863487745618
A single amputee soldier crying in a missile silo while holding a sign that says "TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY NO ONE LOVE BECAUSE AM POOR": https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=447629144869051&set=a.318863487745618
A double amputee soldier crying in a missile silo in the forest while holding a sign that says "TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY NO ONE LOVES BECAUSE I AM POOR": https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=447588771539755&set=a.318863487745618
A double amputee soldier with Terminator prosthetics in a missile silo in the mountains holding a giant computer chip next to a placard that says "TODAY IS MS BIRTHDAY NO OONE LOVE LOVE BECAUSE I AM POOR": https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=447585464873419&set=a.318863487745618
A double amputee soldier being ignored by his entire family while holding a sign that says TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY "NO ONE LOVES ME BECAUSE (I'M POOR): https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=450442697921029&set=a.318863487745618
Three soldiers in a bunker, one taking COVID precautions, surrounded by eggs/yarn/succulents/old cameras/jars of honey: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=450328801265752&set=a.318863487745618
A whole series of mashups with Jesus and female pilots: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=450160244615941&set=a.318863487745618
One where it's a wizard pilot and a female pilot: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=450097667955532&set=a.318863487745618
A demon and an angel watching a child browse the internet but the child agrees with the demon: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=450084117956887&set=a.318863487745618
Jesus with "AMEN SKIP" written on his halo along with a female pilot surrounded by construction machinery and crashing planes: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=450079801290652&set=a.318863487745618
44 0 ReplyI'd want to say only facebook grandmas fall for shit like this but some of the comments are like damn you're under 80 and you think this is real?
36 0 ReplyThe organic interactions are so weird. It's like Elsagate for adults. They see Jesus or a soldier and they clap because they know that guy.
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A double amputee soldier with Terminator prosthetics in a missile silo in the mountains holding a giant computer chip next to a placard that says "TODAY IS MS BIRTHDAY NO OONE LOVE LOVE BECAUSE I AM POOR": https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=447585464873419&set=a.318863487745618
New fear unlocked: whatever the fuck is happening in his left leg.
11 0 ReplyOne hell of a pressure ulcer. His hyper-advanced terminator leg is poorly fitted which says a lot about the quality of healthcare at the future VA.
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I wish I had a Facebook account so I could see some of those.
9 0 ReplyMost of them are sequential if you can click on the first one or google Babies adorable facebook Happy birthday solider. I don't have an account, used that search string, and was able to view the posts on my desktop.
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SKIP
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this is the only shit that can still put a smile on my face
6 0 ReplyFascinating stuff
6 0 ReplyI lost both my legs posing for birthday photos in the middle of a freeway.
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war man sad
35 0 Reply33 0 ReplyThat's a hell of a paper cut.
29 0 ReplyNo one love you because you don't got no friggin pants on dude.
29 0 ReplyHard disagree. I love dudes even harder without their pants.
14 0 ReplyThe pants probably wouldn't fit over the cardboard embedded in his legs anyway
9 0 Replyhey he might be wearing short shorts uh alongside the military top for some reason
8 0 ReplyHe can’t afford pants 😭
6 0 ReplyWalter White destroyed
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Get those flags off the floor you damn commie
22 0 ReplyCould not find a single soldier to hold a cardboard sign surrounded by American flags.
17 0 ReplyI too have a bunch of flags littered around my workplace.
16 0 ReplyWhat's he doing in a 1970s soviet power plant control room?
13 0 ReplyPoor Private GIIIION
10 0 ReplyI like how any time it produces text it looks like a Cyrillic Lovecraftian language.
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I may have spoken too soon about AI, there may be some artistic merit after all.
10 0 ReplyThank you for your service sir 🫡
9 0 Replyour brave cybertroops
9 0 ReplyPlease ban AI from SEO shit
9 0 ReplyThe sign is readable this time. Was it included in the prompt?
7 0 Replyhmm who will i exploit with my garbage content today
7 0 ReplyAMEN
7 0 Reply❤️😊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
7 0 ReplyDamn they stole my sign
6 0 Replyscary how the text is almost flawless now from the algorithms
2 0 ReplyI was thinking it was added afterwards. Look at the attempt at text for the name badges
2 0 ReplyLook at the word BECA\USE
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FLAG CODE VIOLATION FLAG CODE VIOLATION LOOK AT THIS FUCKER HE'S VIOLATING THE FLAGS
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