I thought I was a straight man once. Ended up being not the case.
62 0 ReplyStraight? I was straight once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with femboys. And femboys make me not straight.
78 0 ReplyMan? I was a man once. They locked me in IKEA. An infinite IKEA. An infinite IKEA full of Blahajs. I was never a man.
34 0 ReplyStraight? I was straight once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rubber femboys. And femboys make me straight, as i don't like them. I am still straight.
12 0 ReplyMan? I was a man once. They locked me in IKEA. An infinite IKEA. An infinite IKEA full of Blahajs. I was never a man.
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i thought i was merely regular straight, turns out i'm so straight anything in a skirt makes me give a salute
17 0 ReplyI have not yet found the youtube comment to vote on, so it appears I am not straight either
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I thought I was straight because I liked girls. Then I thought I wasn't because I liked guys. Now I know I wasn't because I like girls.
37 0 ReplyI was straight like you once. Then I took a dick to the ass.
33 0 Replystraight? i was straight once. they put me in a room, a rubber room... filled with rubber ...dicks. and dicks? i love dicks. they made me realise im not straight.
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provide an empirical evidence
post it in r/lies
28 0 Reply🔫 We can make it 96*
* this is a water gun and it makes one less straight man because everyone’s straight until things get hot and wet
21 0 Replypeople are like wood
they're straight until things get hot and wet
13 0 Reply😂 The version of that joke I've heard is spaghetti, but I like the wood version too!
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And with your help we can reduce this number even more
21 0 ReplyI'm straight, figure I'll pump out a few kids and raise them gay before flipping so I can maximize my ratio.
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One time i drove past a rainbow and thought it was beautiful. I'm pretty sure it was feminism.
14 0 ReplyNot my fault I like masculine women and feminine men. It's the fault of those stupid sexy people.
12 0 Reply"Stupid, sexy Flanders!"
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