Please write it out as image transcript, so that Google can continue to poison its llm with internet garbage
21 0 ReplyWhat do I do, in the subtext box or?
9 0 ReplyJust here in the comments as a top level comment, as an explanation of the image
1 0 Reply
We have Google A.I. for that.
20 1 ReplyNow we just wait for Lemmy to sign that big Gemini deal so this post can be assimilated.
6 0 Reply
As Lemmy's resident Barbie expert, that's fake news.
In Barbieland, they are called "brine prawns".
"Barbie", now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services.
15 0 ReplySo... are you still saying you won't do a sequel or have you caved to billions of dollars' worth of pressure?
2 0 ReplyThat's Academy Award winning actress Margot Robbie and she does not cave to money.
But a sequel would be cool...
5 0 Reply
That's also why she likes Foamingos
10 0 ReplyFoaming Os?
8 0 ReplyFoaming OS. It's a new distro based on Arch. It's so frustrating and difficult to maintain that you'll be foaming at the mouth from sheer rage.
2 0 Reply
Fact: This is actually where the phrase "shrimp on the barbie" comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.
10 0 ReplyWhat some of you call "misinformation" I call "a joke." Sometimes things are funny because they're not true.
11 1 ReplyI said disinformation.
6 0 ReplyReminds me of Calvin and Hobbes comics. The dad does this constantly. Technically, this is benign trolling.
5 0 ReplyThere was a subreddit for getting answers to questions in the form of something Calvin's dad would say, long ago (/r/ExplainLikeImCalvin IIRC?). It was pretty fun.
5 0 Reply
Tell that to Hasan Minaj.
1 0 Reply
That's right friends, those Sea-monkeys (https://www.sea-monkeys.com/) you raised as children, it's a fact that this is a major part of Barbie's diet.
9 0 ReplyWhen she's really hungry she has Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail. And wonders why Ken goes all pink watching her eat them.
Ken doesn't know why, either.
3 0 ReplyEspecially since Ken canonically does not have genitals.
1 0 Reply
My brother totally thought they would be little mer-people with crowns like in the ads and was so pissed off when they turned out to be really tiny shrimp you could barely see.
2 0 ReplySmae!!! LoL
2 0 Reply
Don’t forget about the white wine or Beaver Boys
7 0 ReplyShrimp are pretty rich though, if you eat too much you'll get sick.
6 0 ReplyChugging it like a big foamy smoothie
4 0 ReplyTIL Barbie's property is affected by her diet as though she was in possession of an awakened devil fruit.
4 0 ReplyOk so where do blue waffles come from?
2 0 Reply