It must be a Goodboy on his way to an MLP convention! I'm sure his healthy athletic frame is too much for conventional seats... He's sure to have a cache of honey mustard stored under one of his folds, just use that to lube him up and he'll slide right into that seat!
I hope they have plenty of Cheetos and Mountain Dew on that train, if his sugars get too low he might faint!
We have both... But having experienced migraines from american mountain dew, our idea of it is hampered by pesky things like banned additives.
On the upside I now don't drink the UK edition as it tastes watered down in comparison! :) Can't vouch for Cheetos as it's been a while but they do exist. :)