Tesla Starts Cybertruck Production Two Years Behind Schedule

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Fuck Tesla without any lube.
- They've gotten so much money for the Cyber Truck "orders" without even delivering a product to the customers for yeaaarrs. How is that legal?
  
  I'll get my $100 deposit back when their $40k electric pickup truck turns out to be $78k, just like Ford did. Not worried.
  
  Beats the shit out of me. But now corporations are being treated as people so maybe it's a welfare subsidy? 😆
  
  As long as they don't realize the funds as income or use them for anything, they can hold deposits pretty much indefinitely. Accountants hate it though.
- They don't even have exhaust ports. Where do I stick PP?
  
  You can make it yourself, all you need is a ball bearing and a reasonably strong arm.
  
  How do you make your name like that?
  
  The charging socket might be exciting,
  
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Can’t wait for folks to start breaking windows when they receive theirs.
Is the Cyber Truck going to be plagued with issues?
(To the tune of the old "Spider-Man" theme.)

Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
Elon's pervy techno-fuck,
It can hum in your bum
It can make a rich man cum
Go suck! — Go suck a Cybertruck

Cybertruck (hey!) Cybertruck,
Haul a load of Cybertruck,
Smells like poop, Hyperloop,
But it's Elon's special poop
In soup! Eat up for Cybertruck!

In the heat of night
At the scene of a death
"Autopilot was right
When it crushed out your breath!"

Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
Friendly neighborhood Cybertruck,
Are you pissed? Here's the gist:
Cybertruck does not exist.
Still pissed? Sign up on the list!
Sign up for Cybertruuuuuuuuck!
Ugly truck, but looking forward to seeing one soon
Thpppt, if I do buy an EV it'll probably be a Honda, Toyota, or Volvo.
Finally, a Tesla for the Elon/MAGA supporters.
That just means that it is going to be really, really great when it does come out though, right?

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