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1y ago

Xi Jinping and his wife, forced to eat French food

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He thought all cheese was as delicious as the Wisconsin cheddar he had during his semester abroad in Iowa.
- still blows my mind he just roomed with a random Iowan family and is still close with them
  like in a different reality this should allow some kind of common ground between our nations or some shit
  
  im so fuckin jealous. it should have been me
  
  I guess him spending that much time in Wisconsin means he speaks English. In the Chinese recordings I've heard he sounds Morgan Freeman like. I wonder what he sounds like in English?
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It's a bit strange that the only food that I know to be French is baguette which is just a bread.
- Their pastries and cooking methods as s general rule are great. Not sure if they found the one bad chef in France or what.
  
  I've visited Paris once and all the food I had was mediocre at best. The restaurants I've visited don't know how to cook a steak, it was always overcooked. We went to one fancy place that was okay but all the normal food was really disappointing. The bakeries were good though.
- Foie gras, ortolan bunting, steak tartare, escargot
  (CW: Animal cruelty esp on the first 2)
- Raclette, Fondue, Bœuf Bourguignon, Tartiflette
  (Three of them being just potato/cheese/meat)
  
  Raclette, Fondue
  These could also be Swiss, but then again, Swiss people are just mountain French.
  There's also southern french and occitan food, like boullabaise, ratatouille, or nicoise salad. French food is extremely regional.
- Le Fishe Au Chocolat
Do we think Xi is a wife guy?
- I don't care but his wife is killing it with her look.
"How did they manage to make food that tastes just like how the fr*nch act?"
"It's just... a piece of cheese?"
French food is just sticks of butter...
Disgost
:xi-agony:
Babe! It's 4pm, time for your french food!
Yes honey
- Paging @WhyEssEff@hexbear.net
"We are so serving him stinky tofu next time he's in Beijing."
- There’s this one drink my wife and I tried in Beijing that looks like a coffee but smells and tastes pretty much like raw sewage, they should give that to him.
"they only had camambert?"
No lie though, escargot wasn't bad when I tried it. Like a grassy oyster.
- I too am a snail enjoyer
- Oysters are just sea boogers. Unless they’re cooked, then they’re alright.
- They have them in Portugal as well, where they are called Caracois. Maybe the recipe is slightly different there, but I liked it.
The face I make when it's 7pm and I know I have to spend at least two more hours at the party I'm clearly not enjoying
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I hurt myself today
Stay strong Xi I know this was the most devastating day of your career so far.
J'ai ris.
The UK had Brexit so they didnt have to eat that foreign stuff...
/s
:its-xiover:

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