This tweet smells like parliament menthol lights and coconut.
119 0 ReplyMy God why is this so accurate.
17 0 ReplyIt smells like the fun slightly problematic aunt
14 0 ReplyYes, this is straight up meemaw from young Sheldon
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Ok Grandpa
88 0 ReplyI was in that one war before you were a shitpost in your fathers balls, grandson.
50 1 Reply*granddaughter
And you're the shitposter, not me.
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Woman: wears regular pants and a shirt with a loud pattern, also large costume jewelry
This guy: eyes pop out of head "Hummina hummina Aaaa-ooooo-gah! Quick! I gotta post this on social media!"
66 0 ReplySomeone gets it
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Dear women, please don't listen to a random cunt on the internet on how to dress. I'm also random, and a cunt, but please dress like this:
65 0 ReplyDoes she just have to have her arms really high up to go through the robot arms? Or does she have some sort of controller in there?
22 0 Reply19 1 ReplyDear women please don't dress. I won't.
13 3 ReplyUh... Her arms make no sense. Kindly either wear power armor that has logical proportions or just go get a tank. Otherwise you just look like a mutant and that's a BAD look for an Inquisitor.
10 1 ReplyThey cut off your arms when you get that suit. It’s fine.
7 0 ReplyEh, depends on your Ordo.
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People talking about the arms, but I feel like the hair is going to be a bigger issue in that outfit.
6 0 ReplyToo late. I already went out and bought the outfit.
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Dress like grandma going to a Catalina Wine Mixer?
48 0 ReplyI was thinking a cool aunt, but that works too.
6 0 ReplyAunt that thinks she's cool but screams at teenagers in a Publix when they're out of slaw mix.
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Ok Grandpa, let's get you to bed
28 0 ReplyWhat?
6 1 ReplyThis is a GILF outfit as the moms who were wearing this at 30-40 are now 55-65.
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Nope, no pockets there. Fuck that.
23 0 ReplyThe other day I was making fun of people for not getting the meme and today here I am, unsure what to make of this. Is it genuine fashion advice?
21 0 ReplyI don't think so
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It's the year 2024 and we're still telling women what to wear, apparently
26 5 ReplyTelling women what to do is a trend that doesn't seem to break, isn't it.
14 0 ReplyI agree but also, I legit thought this was by or about a drag queen
1 0 ReplyIt’ll never change. No more than the implication that men should have physiques like Chris Evans’ Captain America.
Not saying it’s right, just that society has always demanded beauty standards from men and women throughout history. However, the age we live in has devolved into throwaway fashion that places ridiculous emphasis on shifting styles to drive consumption. Driving that is criticism and judging women if they fail to adapt by spending tons of money on the current trends. IOW we’ll probably always have beauty standards, but the real crime is the criticism of women driven by the fashion industry desire for profits.
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This outfit is genuinely hideous. I'm sorry, but it's true
19 0 ReplyOedipus posting
18 0 ReplySomewhere a woman in cheetah print needs a man with a full head of hair and no beer gut.
4 0 ReplyI'm guessing the cheetah print is leggings.
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The necklace indicates how many ova she still has left.
17 2 ReplyDon't confuse the poor girls, they get enough of this shit from Cosmopolitan and its ilk already.
11 1 ReplyWhere are her cigarettes? She's clearly a smoker
10 0 ReplyPoop
5 3 ReplyButt
3 1 Reply🙌
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